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You should sacrifice yourself to the volcano goddess. Come on, just jump in. It'd make her really happy.

>>39960013
It is out of images and infested with a shitposter taking advantage of that.
The mods have directly stated there’s no problem with making new threads after the image limit.

>>37420098
I want to visit Frostmelt and meet the laid-back lava golems.

>>37406315
Oh nevermind, I didn’t see the opening statement.
Hurf

Wanting to live an acetic life as a hermit in the frigid tundras of MGE world? Consider Lava Golems! Lava golems are eager to keep their husband warm even in the most inhospitable climates. By enveloping their husbands in their bodies, the cold can be staved off indefinitely. No rain or snow will chill you when she's circulating warm, syrupy magma across your body. Where will you live? Worry not! By depositing some of her magma in the right places, your lava golem can build an impenetrable basalt hovel for you to retire to at the end of a long, (or short if it's winter), day of working the land. Don't worry about farming either. With your lava golem in tow, you'll be thawing through that pesky permafrost in no time. Her body also deposits precious minerals into the soil as she slides along, enriching the ground to produce record-setting crop yields! But what about the wildlife? No harm can come to you with your lava golem wife at your side! By solidifying herslef around you, your lava golem can encase you in an impregnable obsidian shell that can rip any demon realm beast to shreds in an instant. She can also use that form to help you hunt! And cooking has never been easier now that you have the perfect portable cooking fire. Nothing beats some slow cooked barbeque, roasted over your lava golem all night for you to enjoy in the morning. And for amenities, what more could you ask for than a lava golem powered hot tub? You'll be steaming in perfectly warmed water even as the snow falls around you while you watch the aurora together. Wouldn't it take years to get that far? Nonsense! Your wife can fashion her limbs into stone tools to help you carve out your life in the wilderness. If you ever start pining for home, your lava golem can help burn a path through the forest so hot you'll have a permanent glass road to carry you home whenever you desire. I've been living in the woods with my wife for years like this. I only returned to proselytize my beloved wife's race on the local library computer.

>>20468290
Sphinx
If that’s still too popular, Lava Golem.

>>20040511
I bet that’d give them good leverage for trade with any dragons in the area.
>>20040482
For being so normally inhospitable, volcanic regions sure seem to have a lively host of inhabitants.

>>16575789
>Lava Golem in 1st
I can only hope she keeps this placement

Do Monstergirls form friendships with members of other races prior to having husbands or even meeting a human?
Does anyone visit a Lava-chan up in the volcano who's never met a human just to keep her company from time to time?
I feel like it would get kinda lonely if they didn't have a kind girl-friend to occasionally chat with.

>>16523016
oh yessss
>>16523024
Indeed! maybe i'll go for it.
>>16523007
nobody's perfect, sorry man.
>>16523046
Mid-february almost in march after i finish some college stuff. sorryy!!