/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46526788
Fire lizards suck at games though

I'm fine with promising to go on a date with a monster if she beats me in a game because I know they could never win

>>45046075
Don't forget that dumb lizards are very loose when it comes to defining what a "duel" is.

>>44130336
I'll never lose to any monster!

>>43012412
They are the sorest of losers

>>42754688
That's okay my Salamander neighbor invited me over to stay up all night playing vidya so I was going there anyway

>>42586313
>Sally decides to try and ambush a man so she can get a husband, decides to set up on a hillside trail so he'll have less places to run
>Once she sees a man come by the Sally jumps out behind a big rock yelling "a new opponent!" but before she can finish she gets judo flipped off the side of the hill and all the way down into the shrubbery
>Almost cums on the spot when the first thing she hears after her brain stops rattling around in her skull is him screaming after her, thinking he's pressing the advantage
>Man just slides to her side frantically asking if she's okay and if anything is broken while digging through his pack for medicine apologizing because he thought she was a robber or something
>Sally whacks him with her tail every time he brings up the story in public because she still hasn't worked up the courage to tell anyone yet

>That win doesn't count you used the OP character!

>>41915864
Beating using cheap video game exploits

>>41187599
It starts as rivals/enemies but switches to working together down the road

Job hunting is the worst thing in the world, I just wanna stay home and play vidya with the wife

>>40363522
I challenger her to a fighting game

>>37707509
>marrying your childhood friend sally cause you beat her at mario kart
times change old man

>>34969617
>"Mom, what was it like when dad made you fall for him? Was it a really epic battle?"
>she flashes back to you beating her in Mario Party
>"U-Uh yeah. You could say that..."

What always made me anal not literally about salamanders is that they demand their mate be stronger than them then expect him to fuck them when they're weaker than he is. Bit hypocritical of them if you ask me

Hopefully nobody played Mario Party this christmas lest they become another statistic in destroyed relationships.

>Y-Yamero!

>>19574834
>>19574852
>>19574856
The urge to fight flows through all!

>>19359297
I fight for love!

>>19233741
LNight's MGE world is the comfiest.

>>19233726
Ah, I forgot that I had his imgur bookmarked. Some of his older stuff can be found here.
https://imgur.com/a/Le3Vc

>>19233760
Fighting MGs are not particular good at fighting games.

I'll show her my skills in fighting are virtual.
witch is better then nothing

>>18881548
Warriors need to be bullied outside of the fight!

>>18854808
Bullying childhood friends by beating them at video games is the best

>>18624238
Salamander.