/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>alone in room
>smell a fart
>i didn't fart

How do you feel about your looks, /jp/?

>not too long ago
>working at a grocery store to pay school and rent
>jewish guy, regular customer, comes in
>full jewish getup: yamaka, long curly ringlets, beard, etc.
>comes over to me
>starts making chit chat
>asks me about my college major
>I'm an engineering student
>says he could have gotten me a job if I was a business major.
>think to myself "he doesn't even know me, why is he offering me a job"?
>asks me who my parents are and which synagogue I attend
>say I'm not jewish
>awkward pause as he collects his thoughts
>says "I still would have got you that job even though you're not jewish"
>I could tell he was lying.
>scurries under the refrigerators in the dairy department.

I'm not even mad. Just curious if there are other similar stories out there.

Don't you trust your niece you bastard...?!!

Just wear it already

In what circumstances is it acceptable to ruin the vagina of your best friend's sister?

>"Set up the bumpers? Sure thing. Are your kids playing with you today?"

>baby weiners

>>8448309

>Excalib Ur

>>8063177
>>8063166

>If you think of gender-swapped World War II fighter pilots as metaphors for friendship

>>7906509

>Be on /jp/
>No greentext
>Disappointed
>Stops lurking
>Makes greentext thread
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>Be 16
>Walking home with boyfriend
>Shadow of both of us from streetlight
>Hear grinding of metal on pavement
>See third shadow of insanely large touhou with a huge ass behind us
>Spin around ready to fuck whatever it is
>nothing there.
>MFW

>>7777006

>>7673840

Because shut up, that's why.

>>7619852
I would go to the ends of the Earth to romance her.

>>7618165
Don't insult Argentina.

Step way back.

It's Memorial Day.

How many of you /jp/ neets are thinking of joining the military to finally get out of your rooms and have a job and get some sweet sweet tax-free income?

Free food, free place to stay, get to travel (might even get to go to Japan), and free healthcare. Then, when you're out and people are on your ass because you are sitting in your room doing nothing playing videogames, you can play your veteran's card and say you were in the war and staying in your room takes your mind off all the terrible things you saw. Of course, go into something easy that wouldn't get you shot at.

Heck, you could join the navy and go into naval aviation and everyday will be just like Strike Witches.

Are any /jp/ers currently serving in the military?

>summon a succubus to torment my enemies
>she turns out to be quite personable, and entirely unsuited to torment
>she wants to build a life together
>my enemies are still being dicks, and I don't know how to summon anything else

For the record, I am blaming Japan for this.

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>>6885458
>>6885463

SON OF A BITCH.

>>6791012

See, this is what we're talking about, lads.

>>6673809
Then you would also experience that feel when you know some guy that would have made fun of you in high school will probably be banging her in five years.

>>6648721

Yes.

>>6644420