/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10080807

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>/jp/

Any fellow /jp/sies around here with 0 friends?

I haven't spoken to anyone since my dad died 3 weeks ago and the ronery is beginning to strike me for the first time. He was my only contact with the outside world and now he's gone.

How do you guys cope with the fact that nobody even cares that you're alive?

Lean on me, when you're not strong /jp/
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

It's my birthday today, /jp/.

Kill me.

Japanese cake.

Our janitor is a faggot.

I was just on the phone with my mom and she popped the "Do you have a girlfriend?" question, so I replied "Several." She told her boyfriend who started cheering for me in the background. She sounded genuinely happy and proud of me for the first time in years.

I didn't have the heart to tell her that I was joking and that I'm still a 23yo virgin with a 3DPD complex. I think it would've literally crushed her heart. ;_;

How do you handle your mothers' crushing disappointment in you, /jp/?

It's officially the holiday season, /jp/. You know what that means.

What are your plans for suicide this year?

When is the last time you got a haircut, /jp/?

You look like a goddamn hippie.

NEET Pride thread.

Is this the thread where we compete for /jp/'s respect by showing how pathetic we are?