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Uryuu.
My name is Sakutaro and I pity all of you. All of you are characters, that are bound to play a SERIOUS role in a story to be rewarded and happy. You are everything sad in the world. Honestly, did you ever even got snuggled by a loli? I mean, I guess it's fun being a witch's toy, killing and getting killed over and over again, but you take it on a whole new level. This is even worse than being a witch's imaginary friend.
Don't be Levi-chan. Just hit me with your best Golden Arrow. I'm pretty much going to get ressurected again. Also I've got a 1st class medal so I can't be targeted anyway. What medals do you have, other than the One-Winged Eagle that is the reason why you are more or less always turned into dead meat? Unlike you, I've been only killed once, since I've got a burning moe master(she just went to the dark side, Ronove's cookies are SO cash).
You are all just pieces who will be eventually denied in red. Thanks for listening. Uguu.

Pic related: It's me and my bitches.