/jp/ - Otaku Culture

For all the attempts by artists to sex her up, I just can't fap to Patchy.
First off, Patchouli is an incense, and "Patchy" sounds like a name for a notoriously dirty (not in the good way) alley whore.
Second, she's anemic. Screaming, writhing, and all that good stuff makes sex great. Passing out halfway through kills it. You may feel like a sex god for a second ("Hey, I fucked her half to death!"), but when climbing the stairs or reciting spells has the same effect on her...
Third, she's been alive and in that library for how long? Granted, most doujin works pass off her ignorance of the outside world and social interaction as youthful innocence and curiosity. I think that she's probably become an OCD old stingy librarian type, more concerned about sorting books than having fun. She's probably scornful of fun outsiders like she seems to be in the game. Maybe she had sex once, despised it for how fun it was, and decided to spend all the rest of her time letting her snatch gather cobwebs.