/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hector what if I pop??!? Dx
I'm gonna pop anyway ^__^

lol i just farted but there was poop in my fart XD lol now i have to change my thong ^__^

Hey /jp/ let's have a good old fashioned /jp/ friends meta thread

Trevor > King-san > Clammy > gigs!bar > * (old news/boring) > milkslut

Trevor > Hobo Girl > Gomenasai, but > safe > gigs > * (old news/boring)

How much do you hate /jp/?

Would you go to the ends of the earth to kill /jp/?

>>9785146
What if you get really close to take a big whiff and she farts but there was poop in her fart, and little chunks of feces shoot down your throat propelled by the "wind" from her "thankless land"?

Shits no worth it mang.

Why is it that you have to hit the boss a hundreds of times to kill them but if you get hit by a single stray danmaku you lose a life.

This game makes no sence.

who reimoo here

which 2hu would you microvave a hot pocket with

first step is to learn to aim your piss stream without using your hands (this is a basic but essential skill)

second step is to take a step further away from the toilet each time you piss, so you can measure your max range

third step is to do kegels everyday until your dick muscles are so swole that your laser rocket piss shoots holes through your bathroom wall

pic related, because its a touhou

>>9020695
>>9020710
But I'm remaining anonymous. What could I possibly be gaining from this, other than a recommendation for some bigger water bottles.

Honestly, the nerve of you people.

Why is it you have to shoot the boss 900 bajillion times to kill them, but if you get hit by one stray danmaku you lose a life....these game's make no since.

Does /jp/ keep track of what they eat and taste-test their semen daily, trying to build their diet around what gives them the best tasting cum?

How can you say you love her if you don't?

your dad fuck'd you're mom to make you xD

>/jp/

Why is it that you have to shoot the boss like 900 bajillion times to kill them but if you get hit by a single stray danmaku you lose a life........these games make no sence.

lol i just farted but there was poop in my fart XD lol now i have to change my thong ^__^

>>8291139
My face when at first I thought arrow was pointing at poster name.

>>7844437
Thanks, I just checked pool on danboru like 5 minutes ago and came back straight to this thread. Weird.

they tryin' to catch me ridin dirty

they see me ROLLIN
they HATIN

they see me rollin...