/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[red]I have never been on a date[/red]

T-there's no way I'll contract Satoko Syndrome! She's a villain and totally evil! I definitely don't find her cute or anything and there's no way I'd be willing to forgive her or feel funny protective feelings when I see her! Yeah, there's just no way, Satoko Syndrome doesn't even exist! There are no pictures of Satoko on my hard drive and I don't know where they came from if there are, Mysterious Person X downloaded them when I wasn't looking! You gotta believe me, I really don't want to protect her or hug her tight or pat her head or smell her hair after she falls asleep on my shoulder! It's impossible, the syndrome doesn't exist, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

UWOOOOOOOOOO IT'S USELESS ALL USELESS! ALL OF THIS CAN BE DONE WITH HUMAN CRYPTO, I WILL NEVER INVEST IN BEATOCOIN!