/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47158649
Very well, I shall go outside, touch grass, then bring it to her. I'm sure she'll be my girlfriend then.

>>38420115
I want her to be brown and very smug

>be salaryman in MGC
>have to walk by Sabbath lodge on the way to work
>Baph girl has taken to hanging around outside about the time you're coming home
>likes to catcall you
>"hey mister, wanna come inside and play?!"
>you laugh it off as it's kinda cute, but you've never seriously considered it, you prefer momsters
>over time the flirting gets more and more aggressive, sometimes downright mean
>"hey loser, walking home alone again, I see!"
>just ignore her now
>after a particularly stressful day at work, you're walking past the lodge
>"Hey there old man!"
>"please miss, not today"
>"what'sa matter? Can't handle a little girl like me, you virgin!"
>something in you snaps
>grab her by the wrist, she shuts up
>pull her into an alley
>rip down your pants, pull her underwear aside, and impale her on your cock
>that ought to teach this brat to respect adults
>regret the act immediately after you've satisfied yourself
>she follows you home that night, refusing to let go of your hand
>big smile on her face, she won't stop going on about how happy she is to have found a husband
>after a few weeks the bratty attitude has mostly been overwritten by a submissive and doting wife
>still looks like a fucking kid though
>despite this bitch basically tricking you into "marrying" her, you can't help but admit you've become attached, and you're glad she's in your life
>plus she uses megamorph on herself all the time to fulfill your mommy fantasies