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After days of waiting, here's the continuation of Wemiwia's adventure.
it took longer than expected because Mister Writer had to write essays for Mister Law School. Sorry from being so studious !


Chapter Five : Good Girls House


"Chage id eajy !" you said loudly.
Weimyu barely reacted.
"Weimyu... Weimyu gan'd dage id eajy lige dish...Without Mwommy... Without Weimyu'sh shishterj..."
You knew she had it even harder than you. Forsaken by her own mother so she could protect her other children, Weimyu was truly a sad little manju. In your little bean paste heart, you felt too much pity for her to even consider eating her. Munch-munch would have to wait.
"What will happen to ush ?" Weimyu asked you.
You had no idea.
There was this glass box, without furniture or food or anything, and those two other boxes, faraway, on the other side of the bedroom. One filled with maimed yukkuris, one only inhabitated by a single Marisa.
"Uu ! Evewything will be awwight ! Wemi knowj it !" you confirmed.
Your predator instinct was too strong to let you fall into despair. A hunter knows that once eveyrhing falls apart, his own ability is the last thing he can rely on. Even as a baby Remilia, weighing almost nothing, you knew better than giving up. Suddenly, you heard Weimyu's voice again.
"Weimyu ij dwoing pwoo-pwoo !"
You turned in shock. Weimyu was on her backside, excreting. A fluid, half-liquid pile of brown fecal matter was exiting her anyaru. Your sensitive nostrils were assaulted by the foul smell of the thing, and you closed your eyes in repulsion.
"Uu ! Id shtinksh !"
Weimyu, having excreted the entire content of her bowels, stopped and stared at the brown pile.
"Yu... Id shtinksh !"
Her face was distorted by disgust, and she turned her eyes to the horizon.
"Mwommy... Why ijn't Mwommy hewe to do wick-wick ? Mishter anyaru hurdch !"
Ignoring Weimyu's existential questionings, you were still being driven crazy by the smell. Eyes closed, you were hoping around aimlessly.
"Uu ! Ged id oud ! Id stingsh ! Why ij Weimyu doing dish to Wemiwia ?! Uu ! Ged id out !"
As Weimyu began crying, you kept on hopping around in incoherent despair, now leaving behind a trail of piss.
An hour passed, and Mister came back. Seeing the box soiled and finding you both in tears, he sighed.
"Well, that was to be expected. The surprises will have to wait : if you can't even handle your own shit, you won't be much fun to play with..."
Weimyu turned towards the man.
"Uuuuuueeeen ! Mishder ! Mishder Anyaru hurdch ! Bwease do wick-wick !"
He sighed even deeper.
"Remember this. It's the last time I do something for you."
He took a tissue out of his pocket, and spat on it. Taking Weimyu in one hand, he wiped her bottom with the wet tissue, wiping her bottom, which was now bright red from irritation.
He then dropped Weimyu, letting her fall face first into the box's ground.
"YUNYAAH ! Uuuu... UUUUEEEEEN !"
He adjusted his glasses.
"Now, let me explain the rules."
You didn't care a bit about any rules : all this care about Weimyu hadn't made the pile of poo-poo or the smell go away.
"Uu ! Make mister poo-poo gwo away ! Id shdinksh !"
In an instant, the young man had his index finger held back by his thumb, right in front of your face. As he let it go, you were struck with what seemed like an awesome force, and sent flying backwards.
"Uu !"
"Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to talk." he said with a bright smile.
You and Weimyu were both sobbing now, but you had learnt the hard way to listen to Mister.
"The rules, then. There are four boxes in this house of mine... You're sitting in the Starting House. It's where the new ones are put, to let me sort the ones which deserve my care from the others. As you managed not to do anything stupid like eating each other or insulting your beloved owner, let's say you passed the test. Now, this..."
He pointed to the yukkurium with the Marisa.
"... is Good Girls House. It's where well behaved are sent, to take it easy. If you manage to take it easy long enough, maybe you'll be sold to Mister Pet Shop. This, on the other hand..."
He pointed at the other yukkurium.
"... is Bad Girls House. Yukkuris that can't take it easy will land there. It's a very expensive place, so you'll have to pay an entry fee to get there. What happens to yukkuris that can't pay, or that are beyond any forgiveness ? Well, they go to the fourth box, Mister Compost House. Now, that's a place you don't want to visit..."
In a quick manner, he picked you both up.
"Uu ! Id'sh wike fwying in dhe shky !"