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>>14541393
Being sent to Wonderland.

Seriously, you'd go insane in a heartbeat at that place.
>If you look at things, you get a boner.
>If you hear things, cheshire gives you a boner.
>If you say things, march hare gives you a boner.
>If you move, humpty eggs can fall on you.
>If you stand still, jubjubs fly at you like fucktracking missiles.
>If you talk to someone, they offer you a shroom-tea and you end up stripping before you can tell what you're even doing.
>If you don't talk to someone, they assume you need a nice succubus loli companion and ask to hold your hand. Then you rape them.
>If you walk around and find someone, it might be a mouse with rape pheromones.
>If you walk around and don't find someone, it might be because you're being stalked by a ravenous jabberwock that's scaring away any other predators, so she can have you for herself.

In game terms, it's as if every step you take triggers a random encounter, and every random encounter is a goddamn TPK if you don't do everything correctly.