/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Okay, well I now know that I have no interest in men and I can be classified as heterosexual asshole.

>Be absolutely desperate for sexual contact
>Find an advert on craigslist about a guy who wants to suck a dick.
>Email for a little bit and chicken out a few times
>He emails me during my masturbation session on /gif/
>Decide fuck it and go for it considering I am pretty horny right now
>I am met buy a 5'9" unshaven scrawny dude with a rose tat on his arm and greasy hair.
>Already in to deep so I tell him to be quiet and follow me
>I take him to an empty house I have the keys to
>We enter and he looks at me expectantly
>I say "Alright, lets get to this" and drop my trousers and underwear
>He looks at my dick and then at me
>"What; do you want a ribbon on the thing?"
>He drops down to his knees and begins sucking my flaccid dick
>He manages to get me to a semi all the while I am trying to ignore the brush of his facial hair on my genitalia and imagining a hot ex girlfriend.
>After about 15 minutes of him sucking and tugging my dick I just feel disgusted with myself.
>Tell him to stop, he does and looks at me.
>I turn away and wipe off the residue saliva from my dick and balls with nearby towel
>He looks at me again with big puppy dogs eyes and asks how was it.
>I say he can show himself out.
>He looks disappointed picks up his coat and leaves.
>I come home and have a shower.
>Check my emails and he has sent me a message about how he wanted a big load
>Tell him that it was terrible and never to contact me again.
>He calls me an asshole.

Never again, /jp/. If I want sexual gratification I will just hire an escort. I would rather pay 120 pounds for an hour of decent sex than a free blowjob from some greasy unshaven faggot.

Hey /jp/ I am pissed off.
for whatever reason everyone that i have ever made friends with picks on me. the only thing they pick on me for is never having a girl friend/ not having sex. every time i hang out with these people i think "alright today will be different because they were cool when i hung out with them individually". NOPE. they fuck with me when we all get high or do whatever drug they force me to do. then, they'll txt people about how much of a light weight i am. how do i know? example: i go to work and the hottest girl working is working with me. my friend got her number and when i went drinking with my friends, he was txting her about me. me: "yeah i had a lot of fun last night" her:"hahaha he told me you only had like 5 beers" i must have some sort of sign over my head saying "THIS KID IS A FUCKING LOSER" because i dont have any true friends. idk what to do. ive tried making new friends, but the old ones keep coming back and ruining it for me by telling them im a virgin and that ive never had a girl friend. they tell them im a light weight when i drink, then my new friends start making fun of me for it. for fucks sake my old manager added me on facebook just so she could make fun of me. WHAT. THE. FUCK. DID. I. EVER. DO. TO. THESE. PEOPLE? ideas on what to do with my life?
>inb4 get a girlfriend
>inb4 have sex with a girl, pussy
>inb4 your a faggot
>inb4 you dont know how to take a joke, loser