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Centaurs have very efficient anuses for releasing feces. No need to worry about stink when going down on her horse bits as there will be no residue from defecation.

>>35479040
>Give centaur $20
>Ask her to take you to the local market
>You start to climb on her back before she can verbalize a response
>She just stares you down with eyes that could kill with a mix of horror and anger, but mostly anger

I wanna make-out with horse ass

You ain't lived until you've fisted a centaur's pussy all the way up to your shoulder

People underestimate and underappreciate the joys of having a centaur wife.

It's a shame most people refuse to acknowledge the superiority of horse pussy

>>34543938
I'm more concerned with planting my face in a centaur's rump than our genitals being level with each other.

>>34141488
Such an underrated girl!
I'd breed her silly

She's got lickable armpits

>Approach sleeping centaur from behind
>Gently lift her tail up as to not wake her
>Softly plant face to horse pussy
>Take a big whiff of her equine ass
>Proceed to eat her out vigorously and passionately like this will be your first and last time ever doing so
>Hold onto her for dear life when she wakes up and instinctively attempts to kick you off
>Accept your fate when she finally does manage to subdue you

I wanna fuck centaurs

>>28497357
Centaurs. They have exceptional control over their anus

Anons with waifus that have bigger or more complex monster bits.

What kind of accommodations to your dwelling would you need to add to make your waifu more comfortable?
Would you be able to stay in your current home, or would you need to move to a different place? If so, what kind of things would you add or design in your new home to make her a happy wife?

I wanna shove my face in horse pussy

Would you fist horse pussy?

>>26054551
Sneak up on a centaur and shove your arm up her horse pussy

Be honest anons, would you shove your entire arm up a centaurs pussy and/or ass if you got the chance?

>>24811921
I want a real one

>>24572150
I wanna fist a centaur's horse pussy and ass

>Keeping your arm warm in a centaur's horse pussy
>Sleeping with your arm inside a centaur's horse pussy
>Centaur giving your arm a massage with her horse pussy muscles
Ass works too, but that's less sanitary and smellier

What makes centaurs so appealing is that you can just shove your entire hand right in with ease, little resistance. In fact, you can keep pushing in deeper, to your shoulder even, before you finally are stopped by the walls of her womb. Same is almost true with her ass as well. Except, there'd be more resistance at first, but once you're in, there's no limit to how deep you can go. I'd spend hours with my arm up a centaur's vagina and/or ass. Well rather, as long as she lets me before she's had enough and wants to properly fuck

>Monster girl bar
>Lots of drinking with some lewd going on
>See a single centaur
>Swear I saw that equine pussy wink at me
>Go full mad lad
>Approach her rear end and slip my hand inside that massive cunt
>She turns her head and gives that "I'm gonna rape you hard for this"
>Look her dead in the eye and shove my arm in deeper

Fuck horses!

>>24161325
Same, but centaur instead