/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How did you convince your parents to keep a worthless piece of garbage like you? They must look at you with disgust every time you walk in with week old clothes, a month old stench, and complete ignorance for the rest of the world. I bet your mother almost pukes every time she comes into your room and sees the stacks of half naked plastic statues and cartoon posters lined on the walls while climbing over the books, CDs, old clothes, used tissues, piss bottles, and whatever other godawful things lying all over the floor just to get you up out of bed. Your father probably looks into the mirror every night after working from 9 to 5, thinking about the life that he's spent raising such a worthless child, refraining from drowning in pills to end it all. Your mother must have a hard time making meals for a leech like you without thinking about adding ethylene glycol all over the delicious food that she leaves in front of your door so you can feast upon it like a gremlin and ending your parasitic life. There must be some sort of secret behind your charm. You parents can't just affectionately care for some parasitic tumor that is glued to the computer viewing pictures of nude cartoon women from the moment he wakes up to the moment he finally rests without having some sort of logical reason behind it all. If there wasn't, they would likely kick your worthless butt out through the front door and dump your lewd collection of Japanese eroticism out with you. They wouldn't feed you meals, buy you worthless things, or let you breathe the same air as them if there wasn't something refraining them from strangling you in your sleep every night. So why do your parents still let you live in the same house as them?

I wish I could get them all. They're so soft and adorable.

>>9997486
Don't go. This always happens.

>>8801891
It took a while to find one but I hope she likes it.

There were these really pretty red ones (hibiscus I think) in front of a nearby chapel but I was afraid to grab them.