/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[(9)]

Still standing in a daze amongst the clearing, you reach out with heartfelt feeling, calling with all your might for someone as stupid as you are to become your savior.

Huddled and freezing you become dimly aware of a sudden blast of cold air passing above you, a shrill voice letting out a laugh of delight.

[ ] Go to sleep
[ ] Stand-up

Not only is long hair for delusional sissies, there's plenty of practical reasons why short hair is superior.

- Better to keep your head cool during warm weather.
- Easier to clean.
- Less likely to smell like shit.
- Doesn't get in the way when you're working out.

I just got my hair cut after 11 weeks, and holy crap it's a relief.