/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>wake up
>Se regal looking woman in bed with you
>"go back to sleep"

Behold, the biggest danger a tourist can meet during a vacation to Zipangu. You'll fly out a single man who can barely hold a conversation with a woman and come away telling your friends and family how great your anniversary vacation was with your wife.

I'm tired and don't wanna go to work. I wish MGE was real so I could just stay home today and fuck my wife.

>>39131930
Smoke hobo kids probably get bullied hard when their moms dress up like this. I know I'd make fun of them.

>>38198841
lol
lmao

>>35240595
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Nurarihyon
What do you mean happened? My wife picked me up and took me home, while bunch of other Yokai had followed us. Nothing unusual.

>move to Zipangu
>yakuza boss nurarihyon knocks on your door
>exhales smoke into your face
>Boya...
>Welcomes you, but keeps talking about how dangerous these streets are, especially for foreigners
>it would be such a shame if some thug were to rape you
>makes you an offer you can't refuse
>now you have to marry one of her minions

>As rulers of the night, they are also temptresses who possess superior seduction techniques, and just by stroking with their slender fingertips, they can provide a man with comfortable pleasure. In fact, it's said they can even cause a man to ejaculate at will with only a single fingertip. If one were to spend a night with a nurarihyon, the pleasure would be so overwhelming that even reality would then feel hollow, and ruminating on the deed would only cause him to miss them more. A man would just feel inextricably compelled to wait for the yokai to visit again the following night.

Reminder that Lilims are not the only ones capeable of effortless mindbreak

>>33971663
Smoke hobo

>>32893829
Good news is that they exist, bad news is that you'll never know if you'll ever meet one

>>31967462
You know it's a lot easier if you just bluff

>>31739875
I have no idea but she sounds like my wife of seven years whose name escapes me for the moment

>>26578980
No, a smoke hobo is a smoke hobo. But I guess a Wonderworm works too.

Imagine getting pulled over constantly because your Nurarihyon and Wonderworm wife keep hotboxing in the car.

>>23140411
What are you talking about dear? Do you want to renew the vows?

>>22235734
We've always been married, don't you know?

>>21402886
>Having to use an item for that kind of effect. Amateur.

>>21166053
Explain further anon. Pure darkness may not count as "smoke" to you.

Does your waifu have tattoos? Would you want her to get one? If so, what of?

You can also substitute in temporary body paint or pleasure runes if you want.

>>20782464
>Nurarihyon
Are you telling me a harem of these things is mostly canon?

what are the downsides

>>20775404
>Kiseru (煙管 kiseru) is a Japanese smoking pipe traditionally used for smoking a small serving (about 25 mg) of kizami, a finely shredded tobacco product resembling hair.[1]

>Typically the mouth piece and bowl are made from metal, with a tubular shaft of wood or bamboo stretching in between. The bowl is much smaller than that of western-style pipes. Because each kiseru is basically a rod with metal ends, extremely long kiseru could be carried as weapons, especially by the gangster-like kabukimono samurai of Edo period Japan. Many kiseru have been engraved with elaborate details by skilled artisans and were a status symbol for the owner.

>>20632718
There is a certain beauty and elegance to horses just as there is to snakes. It may not be a sexual beauty, but make them a monster girl and it can become one.

It helps too that you can have conventional humanoid sex with KC's centaurs.

But regardless, harems do happen without bicorns or other naturally harem-forming species, you'll just have to work a lot harder to find individuals of the target species who are naturally interested in forming a harem or who can be wooed by you via friendship or other means.

Marrying a nurarihyon is another option, provided their powers work on non-yokai monster girls.

>>20199120
Nuras look like they'd fit in great with a psychadelic rock band's management team. It'd be hard to turn down a smoky lady with tattoos who invites you backstage after a show.

>>20002184

If you had a Nurarihyon, what would you like her to like? I'd love a loli Nurarihyon that manages to draw out the maternal instincts of all the nearby CCs and only manages to draw in bombshells who are looking to become mothers! Or, alternatively, a fertility goddess-esque Nura who only pulls in lolis for you to fuck and for her to dote over and raise.