/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44295879
What?
>>44296694
Dw satoribro i just came back from work I'll take it up from here, although I'm almost out of all the good ones.
>>44296642
Man i wanted to post that one

>>43897584
No thanks

>>42623309
>anime
Cringe

>>41067895
I feel like I dislike a great amount of stereotype and IOSYS fueled opinions like Meiling spending more time asleep than awake, neet Kaguya, Reisensexual Junko or cleptomaniac Marisa, but when I try to focus on one of them to rant more about it, I seem to find it more tolerable. Weird.
The only one I can't bring myself to feel fine about is Reimu eating dirt because she's poor haha please laugh. And the overly sexual ones like lolicon Sakuya or pantyshot obsessed Aya.

>>40958820

>>18231185
>>18231263
I noticed that too. There is no reason for all of these threads to be made in such a short time. Yes I think Yuyuko and Yukari are pretty, but all these threads need to be condensed.

>>15146981
>shota

>>15090069
Because the presupposition that they are conceptual beings stands in direct conflict with the assumption that they are simple cock sleeves. Any argument made on a youkai's conditions of existence becomes moot if said youkai is agreed to be merely a container for human dicks - which, on its own, would guarantee its continued life in one form or another.

For instance, if we assume Satori and Koishi exist solely to warm and massage thick, human cocks with their tight, slimy pussies, any discussion on their nature as satori is rendered unnecessary (as they would continue existing as cock sleeves regardless), if not outright meaningless for the argument at large (if they are able to change their "nature" at will).

I'm not saying you can't treat Satorin as your personal, self-lubricating onahole, but do expect her to read your any threats you think of impregnating her with your filthy, paedophile sperm, and throw those right back in your face.

Food for thought.

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>>14512865
Of all the 2hus Satori fills me with the most righteous fury. Cease and repent.

>>14200346
>>14200346
Will you ever stop drooling over reanimated corpses and go back to writing? Can be about reanimated corpses.

>>13550302
>lying about the Crown Prince
As expected of a filthy vampirefag.

>>13415828

>>13099133
>thinking man's youkai
A thinking man would not consort with a youkai.

>>12982688
This. Satori is a satori (duh); reading your thoughts out loud to annoy you is what they do.

>People are said to meet them while walking along mountain paths or resting in the mountains. Upon reading a person's mind, the satori would say the person's thoughts aloud faster than a human could.
>They would appear before people at mountain huts, and are even said to try to eat and kill if they have a chance, but if something unexpectedly strikes the satori, they become stricken with fear due to fact that something unexpected occurred, and run away.

In other words, if confronted by Satori, strike first and it will be humanity's win.