/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44554476
Not him! This was a request he did for me last year in a thread. I was super stoked. He's only surprised me with one other from a comment many years ago when paladin posting was still a thing (as long as it was fun and not shitposting).

>>38038749
Ayyy, is this new? My second latenight response.

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>>23292682
The law doesn't reach Frostbite. Many have tried. None have succeeded.

>>22722285
>Anon was never heard from again...

Being a Paladin is super hard work.

You guys have decent taste in vidya ,but terrible taste in women, is that new GoW any good or is it all hype machine shenanigans?

>>18316479
Remember this? An entire conversation about leaving a captured paladin poster to his snuggly fate, and a surprise LN drawing. Good times.

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>>17758072
It's on the way.

>>17548892
Comfy?

>>16755057
I may want to be a Paladin, but I'd leave you for the Yetis anyway.

>>16720291
I need something like this image, but with murlocs and some dude who was just walking on the beach.

>>15998135
This won't be the last you hear of me!

I'll be back! With tanuki lawyers!

>>15422230
>Find it
>It's not even a greentext

You lied to me.

Is there a story behind these Paladin pics? Or are they just straight from Late's mind?

>>14976794
Your biological and mofulogical distinctiveness will be added to our own, resistance is futile

>>14546700
Don't worry anon, I know how to cure you of your illness. Help is coming.

You will never be hugged against your will.

>>14322282
Are PallyYetiu wanted in human kingdoms?

You know...for what they did.

>>14282541
>He thinks Gary Stu runes will save him

Anon, please.

>>14282543
>Why would you want earthly treasure
>Why

Get a load of this guy.

>>14244649
>Be the most cantankerous Paladin to have ever been shat out by Her Holiness' conventry
>Lose to some moppet in a 2anime4u edgelord costume
>He leaves you for dead, chained by your own mail shirt
>The Yetis are upon you like a tanned skin avalanche of hugs and buxom women
>Your heart grows three sizes that day
>Become a master of the arts of Martial Hugging
>Shed your Paladin vows, becoming a bronze skinned God who never takes off his helmet, not even to eat
>In a fundoshi
>You cannot feel the cold, you cannot feel the heat
>Your Yeti daughteru wears a pot and calls you "Baba!"
>One day a Wendigo 'awawawas' at you and your daughteru about a human chasing her for her pelt
>He sees you and stops, thinking you're a madman
>Then you pose, clasping your arms together and flexing, showing him your musculature
>He's getting scared now, the sparkles are coming
>OH LUSTFUL YOUNG SIR, DO YOU NOT APPRECIATE THE JUSTICE OF MUSCLE?
>He's tripping over himself as you're walking towards him, your daughteru excitedly trying to mimic you
>Pose again, the guy is getting freaked out
>SWEAR YOUR FEALTY UPON MY BICEPS AND THOU SHALT BECOME MY CUDDLE-SQUIRE
>His screams can be heard for miles as you begin to sparkle so hard, so profoundly, it's as if you've become the Sun itself
>Basting him in a coat of bronze, as a horde of Yetis stampede down the mountainside to collect him
>Before he leaves with one, you clasp hands
>Sparkles everywhere