/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>30361948
As an ESL I'm glad Reine is the way she is. EOPs are far too cocky and needed to be brought down a peg, for a couple centuries now. The average EOP is completely unaware of the stain that English is among the world's languages. You just cannot comprehend how retarded English is unless you know another language. You see EOPs complaining that Japanese is hard to read and write and that is certainly true; but at the end of the day Japs can at very least just drop kanji and write in two scripts that are 95% phonemic and made for the language. English? The average EOP doesn't know how to spell. There are no orthographic rules whatsoever. Just like their measurement systems, Anglos think they can keep an orthography from 5 centuries ago and somehow make it work. The result is that you cannot successfully introduce loanwords into the English language and stick to the rules because there ARE none. Want to know why English is spelled the way it is? Well you'll have to study Middle English, and French, and Greek, and Latin, and whatever fucking language you decided to steal from that day of the week. Because guess what? Not only is English spelled like shit, it is also an unproductive trash heap of grammar, so it'd rather take words from other languages than make new ones. Verbal inflection? Free word order? What the fuck is that, says the EOP, as he gets filtered by and whines about gendered nouns that are indicated 90% of the time in every language from Portugal to Bengal. And did I tell you that English sounds like shit too? Because holy fuck! It's one thing to not be able to trill your rhotics, making you sound like you've got a cock in your mouth, but your language's phonotactics are so absolutely FUCKED that you cannot pronounce monophthongs. 90% of the world's languages share the same vowels with minimal, foreseeable deviations; and EOPs can do nothing to actually pronounce those vowels correctly. You sound like complete retards and can do nothing to change it because you've been raised since birth to. And you have the audacity to laugh at the Japanese for not translating your shit language perfectly. But there is one saving grace in this: at least American is the dominant accent. Because fuck me if I had to listen to the fetal alcohol syndrome grotesquery that is the British English accent (yes, singular, suck my fucking cock) on the daily.

So here's my recommendation: Learn a second language. It doesn't really matter which one it is; it can't be worse than English (unless it's French). You'll have to unlearn everything you've learned so far, but it will be worth it once you're actually talking and writing like an actual human being. Stop being that one rich kid that thinks his shit is better because he has a lucky break; it ain't, English is terrible. It unironically makes you dumber. So learn a second language, it will make you smarter, more cultured, humbler, and chicks dig it.

tl;dr: fuck EOPs, fuck English, fuck the Brits in particular, fuck the French while we're at it.