/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32784975
>the year is 2024
>Hololive EN Gen 5 just debuted with the experimental Holostars EN Gen 4 (FPV live mocap testing group)
>Team Fortress 3 has finally released their skin for AR lasertag and all the ENs are getting together for a huge bracketed 6V6 tournament
>Stream starts with a highly produced WWE style intro video with Jerma as the announcer
>All the holos are getting set up with specialized gear to match their avatar, Ina gets robot tentacle backpack, Watson gets X ray magnifying glass scope, Baxter gets wires for super jump, Theodore gets performance enhancing drugs, Bailey gets a bicycle, etc etc.
>The arena is massive, spanning an entire warehouse made to replicate Sawmill as closely as possible, enhanced with the AR it's like really being there
>As jerma winds down the opening spiel he gets to a "special mentions section" where he congratulates Gura on having her 3rd child, and gives a brief moment of silence to commemorate Kiara who sadly was arrested for sexual assault last year and died after getting AIDS and the japanese cold
>One of the new Gen5s asks their senpais why they never talk about Mori, none of them respond
>Linney from Gen2 tells them "It's better to find out for yourself."
>They put on their AR headset and wait for the countdown to start
>Somewhere in a backstage on Neo-broadway mori is injecting herself with a caffeine solution as her performance capture headset calibrates
>"Big ups, dude.." she mutters as the micro neodymium expression targets in her cheeks are magnetized to form her face into a different, cuter, slimmer shape
>Gura comments "her show is probably starting now" while W+M1 pyroing her boyfriend on the EN Gen 3 team
>The round finished and during the arena reset Jerma decides to cut to Mori's show to fill dead air
>It's the scene where her character has to perform her love song while dancing through the farmers market where they have an Easter egg that includes Gura's farm on a small sign in the background
> Even with the expression targeting you can tell the magnets are straining to maintain a smile on her face
>Linney hears a soft cry from the audience
>Kiara bursts out from the crowd, screaming at the director to let Mori rest as security guards struggle to apply a censorship stamp to her face
>Caretaker Ina puts her tentacles over the screen to cover it
>"Don't cry, she doesn't deserve it."

>>30227376
What if Gura reveals that she loves Mitsudomoe and wanted to do watchalongs for Angels Egg and 1001 nights and Tezuka's Cleopatra?

Just woke up
why is this happening

elf kino SOON

>>30012606
Korone is literally insane though

>>29803259
Anon that's not an essay that's maybe 3 sentences.

Okay, so it seems like through a series of websites and services it is possible to create a print on demand gura daki cover for the measly price of about about $140. This includes shipping to the US at least. The order would go PixivFactory print on demand daki cover > Pixiv Booth sale > shipped to a Tenso proxy address > shipped to you

The fact that there's no direct international shipping for pixiv booth adds about 3K円, but there's no way around it as far as I know and the product is of fairly high quality. Although it doesn't come with the pillow itself, those are only about $25 and you can get them from amazon.

Is it worth it?
Should I set all this shit up to buy a pregnant gura daki from myself?

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prhegnant gura daoo

>>29740607
What are you talking about I have horrors to draw