/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I just want a calm, quiet life. I feel like sandworms and holsts would provide that life the best. A life in which you have practically no worries. No troubles of the outside world.

What other mamono do you think would best provide a calm, quiet life?

>work alongside a big tiddy qt holstaur
>talk with her often on breaks
>think she might be interested on me, but I don't want to assume anything, especially with a coworker
>months go by, just keep ignoring any of the possible signs
>for past week or so she's been kinda irritable
>ask her if she's doing alright
>she insists she's fine, but she's pretty much speaking through clenched teeth
>damn, guess something's really gotten to her
>she asks if I'd like to get a drink after work
>tell her that sounds great, I was pretty much thinking the same thing
>she just shuts her eyes and breathes heavily for a moment
>she really needs a break, huh?
>head out to her car after our shift's done
>get thrown into the backseat and forcibly breastfed and ridden
she should have just been more clear, to be honest

What's the ideal number of cows?