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I need a cow, a milky cow.

>>43583065
I've tried to tell you all over and over again. Holsts are OP. They're the best of all mamono. It's undisputed.
Everyone tries to mimick them save for some goat cultists who seethe at them.

All you need is one holst, and you're set for life and are permanently overpowered. Any more than that, you're basically playing with godmode on.

>>43346043
And I'll gladly leave when I get my own cait sith OC from KC. I find this place and mge, thanks to the creator, way too alienating and nobody here cares for the stuff I make and post here anyway.

And waiting for the game is clearly folly.

>>43336346
To be clear the context of the kobold breeds was about fur color variation, not physical variation. He first noted that there are black furred weresheep, brown and white instead of black and white holstaurs, and then added that cu-sith are even more varied as there are as many kinds of them as there are dogs in our world.

>Getting moo'ed in Starttown
You were never going to be the chosen hero, anon.
Just accept your fate as a humble, dairy farmer.

If I had a cow wife, my daily routine would consist of excessive breast groping, ear molestation, and fondling her tongue.

Moo moo good.
Me love cow.
Cow very good.
Mmm titties.
Mmm milkies.
I love cow.

>>41344364
Gotta be satisfied with this for now.

>>41308521
It is. The profile explicitly mentions holsts have huge breasts. MGE 1 states that they're so impressive in size that not even the Sabbath can reduce their size. It's the holstaur's whole schtick: breasts and milk.

Minos are not noted in their profile for having large breasts. No comment is made on the size of their breasts whatsoever. All you can go by is the official art. Minos have good-sized breasts, but they don't compare to holsts in their official art.

Conclusion: Holsts generally have larger breasts than minos.

It's not headcanon. It's just facts.
Go ask KC if you want. He'll tell you the same.

>>41221493

If you're a man and you were given the chance and opted NOT to breed this cow, I can say with 100% certainty that you are homosexual.
Does not apply to already married men, especially if she's yandere.

I just wanted to let you all know that I cummed to holstaurs

>>39170550
just wait

>>38266264

>marry holsts
>free milk
>milk is lewd
>free lawnmowers
>free cow manure
Aside from their physical traits, which are beyond superior, they're extremely practical as well, especially if you're into gardening like me. Holst shit will give me the greenest, healthiest gardens the world as ever seen. And at the county fair, not only will have the largest pumpkins, I'll have the largest pumpkins with a beautiful cow with large breasts next to me while I drink a hot cup of chocolate made from her milk and with a look of smug on my face. No one has it better than holst husbandos

>>37941161
Am ready for big titty holst sex.
Been ready for a long, long time.

How do we find out which mamono is the best of them all?

Simple, we look for the one that all the others try to mimic.
>But, but...
Sorry Anon. The evidence is overwhelming. We know the best mamono of them all is the holstaur.
>Yeah, but...
Nope. Look at all the girls who try to dress up as them and enlarge their breasts so that they look like cows. Holstaur is the best mamono of them all. It's what men subconsciously desire the most, and it's what other mamono are envious of.

>Walk into barn at night because "why not?"
>Pitch black inside
>Bump face-first into a squishy mass
>Suddenly feel a squishy mass resting on the top of your head from behind
>Lights turn on
>Discover that you've been boob-hatted by a holst behind you and surrounded by three others
Now, do you submit peacefully and accept your fate?
Or do you make a futile effort to escape the barn?

>>37559642
I like to imagine that holst milk tastes like sweetened condensed milk but thinner. And their extra-thicc milk being so other worldly that words cannot describe the superb taste.

We all like to argue who is and isn't best girl. But if you truly want to know which girl is the best, just look to the one that all the others try to imitate.

We know holsts have the best boobs of all mamono. What other mamono have exceptional boobs?

>>36819585
>>36819608
Is this what you really want to have to deal with everyday? Getting smothered in big, soft breasts from cows whose horniness knows no end? Having to put up with their moos and fuzzy ears rubbing up against your neck as they snuggle with you?

You're crazy.

>>36373412
Gonna make vlogs about how I wanna spend all day sniffing monster pussy, how I wanna swap spit with monsters, how I wanna motorboat monster boobs, and how I wanna make more monsters with my dick

Haha! Big, bovine boobs!