/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You just want attention. You don't actually want to kill yourself. I mean its obvious by now to every complacent /jp/ poster that these threads are just circlejerks for the depressed.

Stop pretending to be suicidal you can get attention through other less retarded means. Why not make an alice thread and say something about her leaking poop, thats 200 replies in the making and honestly even though its still shit its shit I'd rather see than a bunch of you faggots talking about dream suicide.

No afterlife rewards taking your own life for no reason. Are you even an organ donor?

Start talking till I bleed out. Hopefully force myself into her long term memory while babbling about nothing.

Say enough words to where at least one conversation a day causes her to recognize the memory of my murder.

Which will maddeningly drive her down a path to redemption.

Your favorite touhou has given you this choice.

what do?