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>>38111236

>"Z'rathul wtf are you doing!? Get off my car, you crazy bitch!" you yell. The placid unwavering expression on the dragon girl's face as she mounts your car undercuts the painful reality. You hear your prized ride, Tanya, groan under the weight of the reptilian woman. Z'rathul isn't putting her heavy ass on the roof yet, she's not even fully on the hood. There's still hope. The paint job is already showing marks of abuse, but there's still hope.

>"I can feel it looking at me, insisting we have sex inside of it. Disgusting metal beast." says Z'rathul, who will NEVER get a fucking second date from you. The chassis groans in agony as the dragon squeezes with her freakish strength. The screech of metal is interrupted, sadly, only by the rattling burst of the windshield. Overgod why.

>"What the fuck is wrong with you? Leave Tanya alone you wacky cunt!" you angrily yell, feeling a sob build in your chest. You and Mitch had just changed out the timing belt on Tanya. You and Tanya have been together for years. It's okay, you can fix this, you think in shocked denial. She squeals in anguish as the evil dragon makes her insides crumple. Fucking scaled cunt!

>The heavy tire iron you've lovingly used to look after Tanya has a few additional bends and gouges along its length now. Z'rathul didn't bother to block your swings with it. Your hands still ache from the full body force you put into the swings. If she wasn't a dragon, she would be a smear of red paste on the ground. But she is a dragon, so the only signs of damage are on the tire iron. And on the remains of Tanya. Poor Tanya, who the demented reptile mounted as you swung and swung until you couldn't any more.

>"I will grind this slutty metal creature beneath me for daring to challenge a noble dragon." said the crazy lizard in a conversational voice. Overgod please kill this fucking bitch. But there is no god, nor mercy. Z'rathul proceeds to cruelly hump the screaming dying corpse of your beloved Tanya, until the latter is a flattened mass of debris.

>38111217
Fuck you, centaurfag. Fuck. You.

>>38111553
All of this husbando based trade is extortion plain and simple. Get a ride from any monster and you'll be raped. Even when the customer isn't getting raped, the employees almost certainly are. You may be fine with a rapeocracy, but I sure as hell am not.