/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43842748
Anon, petting a mamono is the second most lewd thing you can do.
First most lewd is, of course, handholding.

>>35811174
I love headpat sluts.

>>35205097
*headpats

Shouldn't have made headpats so ridiculously powerful then, they have to ask to get those!

>be me
>teacher at a mamono school
>have a whole class of beastgirl students
>one asks for a headpat one day
>give it to her because she did well on an exam
>other see and want one too
>everyone suddenly is a straight A student
>have to one by one give them a nice hearty headpat
>number 1 student on the exams gets an ear scritching too
>eventually they decide to return the favor for some reason
>go to class one morning
>my students grab me and sit me on their laps one by one
>patting my head
>that's the morning ritual now I guess
>moral of the story - don't give out headpats unless you want to take responsibility

>>33323805
Agreed, one of my favorite images

>>33302077
Some friendly beastgirls who just want headpats I guess

>be me, a baker
>get portal-ed, decide to open up a bakery in the new world
>business is booming, partly because they like sweets and party because I'm a single guy
>have to pay the danuki landlord for bodyguards to not get raped at work
>get lots the comments you would expect from the horny mamono
>"Oh mister baker, you could always fill my creampuff, come on I like it EXTRA thick"
>"Sir, do you use your own member as a reference for these eclairs? They seem so thick and verile...."
>Even had a super depraved horny succubus lift up her shirt and ask if I could slather the raspberry jelly filling all over her 'slutty succubus tummy'
>one day this typically horny raiju comes in
>pic related
>now I have to give out a complimentary headpat with every purchase
>didn't want to but that's what you get for doing that in front of a lawyer demon who started scribbling up some mamono discrimination docs and sent it to the landlord
>now I get even more business than before, downside is that I basically don't run a bakery anymore, I run a headpat business with a bakery on the side
Reminder to not give headpats under any circumstances at your business unless you want to end up like me

>>20575227
>your own, frequently wrong, interpretation of MGE
How the fuck is our interpretation more wrong than a guy who wants to turn all MGE girls into pure maidens who don't even know what a dick is?