/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Today's.
With a gross asshole, looking at an extremely long Touhou image on danbooru. It had a bunch of panels, the first dozen were mostly humans with a few youkai then a panel of sunset clouds in the shape of "紫" near the end. Then there was "the response from the youkai", a dozen more panels of youkai characters, Yukari one of them, posing in lingerie. There was a comment saying that there was a lot of SA characters in it. After we've looked, I'm extremely pissed off this asshole saw it, I pluck some hair out of his head saying I'm going to curse him to death. In my room, I wonder if I overreacted out of jealousy, then Ran appears and says "you're a jealous fox." I became aware of fox ears on my head, though they also felt like horns.
Someone taped up a bunch of Family Guy posters at the back of my house to piss me off I guess.
At a Mcdonalds, a grouchy middle aged woman hands me a burger, saying something like "I'm just a wagecuck", and I thought she probably spat on it.
Playing Dark Souls, I'm chasing someone down with rouge'd dual curved swords, kill him, then l1 the hell out of his death animation to make him bleed a couple times. Then realise I used sellswords instead of gravewarden's so I switched. Then a player "DEAD" came after me with sellswords, but he was buffed up, 8 ft tall and had poise on his attacks so he killed me. I come across a giant purple cephalopod with myriad eyes, I slash at it just a little which stuns it, and I get an item "Demondrug" which looks like a Human Dreg but with a galaxy instead of an effigy. Its description said "Only to be used in the most dire circumstances, if even that." I just pop it immediately, equip Frayed Blade, jump up a few meters in front of the thing and start rapidly slashing in all different directions, then try the weapon art which moves so fast it just looks like hundreds of slashes appearing instantly while I hold the blade in its sheath, making all its eyes explode and killing it. Then I think, "shit, I wasted the buff. Oh well, "Low soul level Flan used Demondrug to kill a Ng+ Kraken" sounds good enough."
On top of the Water Reserve, I used Chaos Storm which actually did good damage against someone since they used Unfaltering Prayer.