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>>37709139
How nice of jungle rapecats to solve the captcha and click send for Anon.

>>34933125
>the past couple of times anon has jogged past the house of his Jinko neighbor, she's been outside watching him
>he notes that she's there again today
>oh, she's following after him, maybe she wants to be jogging budd-
>anon gets tackled onto the yard next to him and mercilessly receives some Jinko lovin'

>>34615537
>big monstergirl finishes her set of heavy squats and approaches anon on his first day at the gym
>"HEY NEW GUY, DO YOU COME HERE OFT-"
>her face flushes red as she stops herself mid-mismatch of pickup lines
>just stares down at anon for a second
>"Haha, anyways, just let me know if you NEed anything"
>walks off to go try to drown herself in the waterfountain after that voice-crack
>a cardiobunny Cheshire that was watching in the distance is rolling off of her treadmill laughing

>>34422945
it?

I wish I had a Jinko workout buddy.
Just wanted to get that out there.

>>33828746
HE HAS NO WAIFU
HE IS UNCLAIMED
T-T-THIS ANON
WILL GET BROKEN BY A BIG CAT DAME

>>33231874
I now imagined very tired Jinko professor trying to explain that to visibly confused hellhound in a maid uniform.

The Jinko that's been spotting me at the gym when I lift has started to tell me I'm not strong enough to protect myself and that I need someone to defend me. She keeps proving this by wrestling me to the floor, or just by picking me up and manhandling me, how do I stop her from worrying so much about me?
I barely get to do my usual workout anymore, since she always goes for these "lessons" when she sees me at the gym. I think it's a lot of additional work for her, too, since she's always panting and out of breath afterwards.

>>33035241
I think non-submissive men are failures of evolution

>>32776128
>anon once got a boner from klk clacks
>got into monstergirls
>sees monstergirls with big clacks
>shares with us

idk probably something like this

>>31555610
All claws are cute

>>31382390
I would watch the fuck out of this. I need to practice writing so I can contribute

>>31305105
A cool Jinko.

I need a strict Tiger Mom.

>a Jinko at your new workplace has been aggressively teasing you lately
>started off with just words, but you brushed off that off as just her messing with the new guy
>now she's moved on to physical things like rustling your hair and "accidentally" hip checking you as you pass by each other
>you're definitely being hunted
>she has about a foot and a half of height and like 50 pounds of muscle over you, not even counting her natural strength as a monster girl
>decide to take a self defense course oriented for humans you found at a gym near you
>you aren't harboring any fantasies of actually beating a Jinko in a fight, but you hope it will help you not get knocked on your ass immediately and maybe get away
>show up at the gym after work, find where the class is meeting
>the staff member there is just a normal looking dude, thank fuck
>small talk with him a bit while you wait
>ask him how long he's taught classes like this
>"Huh? Naw, dude, she's the instructor." he says, nodding at someone behind you
>before you can turn, you feel a heavy paw on your shoulder
>it's your coworker, and you just became the volunteer for the class's demonstrations
>2 hours of being grappled and getting trapped in sweaty leglocks later you've learned just how outclassed you were
>also you're pretty sure you're dating her now, you think to yourself as she carries your exhausted body into her house