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Don't step on the sand! It makes the Khepri go crazy. Poor Lazlo... he was the finest mind of his generation.

>>33496774
Bohrok! Bohrok! Bohrok! The hiveminded ones who run things behind the scenes! Bohrok are the best!

>>33281044
Contemplate this in the Khepri pits.

Just gotta keep rolling that DE
Man, kephri could make DE Balls and make a mint selling mana cages, what with them using DE collecting as a way of life

>>21233380
I would like a harem of khepri so i could create this sort of buisness and charge

Dung Defender, one of the Five Knights, has challenged you to battle. She is a merry bug, and finds joy in the heat of combat.

>>20882777
Democracy was a mistake. The majority is controlled by Khepri.

What if there was a commune in the desert, right?
And there were Ants and Soldier Beetles and Khepris getting along.

>>15583748
Normally I'd have caught that but it's been a long day.

Maybe I really do need a cute Khepri or two to take care of me.

>>15331077
Haven't been able to check the thread for a while but just noticed you done my Khepri request. Absolute madman, thank you.

>>14985801
>Kherpi fan
Feels weird being mentioned/noticed, my biggest secret is that I'm not exclusively a Khepri guy but when so few people talk about them I guess it's easy to stand out.

Hands off my stack, Jack!

>>14536936
About three regular Khepris worth. Now imagine that multiplied by every one of them in the tomb, you'd be the most powerful incubus king the world has ever seen by the time they're done with you.

>>14526141
Hey, I prefer Khepris but Devil Bugs are adorable too. Even if they are the 3rd best harem monster Goblins are 2nd.

>You're walking home at night, it's a rough neighbourhood but it's been peaceful recently
>Suddenly a gang of thugdere Khepri corner you
>Their leader steps forward
>"Hey nerd, your money or your semen. Which will it be?"
How do you respond?

>>13633173
Khepri's playing soccer with a DE ball.

>>13362807
Army is overdoing it for me, I'd settle for a Khepri Mafia. They could run protection rackets on sex shops which would be pretty common in MGC and sell counterfeit aphrodisiacs.

Of course it's all fun and games till you end up infront of an Anubis judge and get sentenced to 5-10 years of Ushi slave labour for running an crime syndicate.