/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>48099836
>Believing the alp meme
Their tails are so sensitive that they have seizures if husbando so much as toucheds them. This sensitivity is, I'm told by serious men in wizard robes and hats, these are all the top of the crop, the oversensitivity is due to traits they had before alping. The biggest feature, all the time for almost all of the alps they have delicate feminine hands. It's true, all the magic scientists agree on this. And it's an agenda these alp people always wanting to sell roller skates. They hold hands at night with each other, because they can't find anyone else, and they roller skate when they do it. You see it in parks all the time. Very very nice choreography for curfew breakers. So we used to hose them down and throw them somewhere. Not forever just a little bit barely any beatings no one ever complained. I'm sure some of them are very fine people but we have a curfew for a reason. Maybe if they had more watches that fit in their delicate feminine hands the alps could tell time! Sad!

>>47697510
There are no bad ends
>>47698082
Doesn't happen.
>b-but muh conflict
Don't care. Now, BEGONE!

Dumb fox

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