/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Today could be a lot of fun.

What are your current plans, /jp/?

Do your childhood friends still remember you, /jp/?

It must have hurt to separate from them.

Do you remember the last time you were happy, /jp/?

Tell me about it.

Would anyone suffer from your sudden death, /jp/?

Don't forget that your parents love you very much.

Are you scared of what happens when you die, /jp?

You should be ecstatic to find out.

Have you engaged in copulation, /jp/?

Sex is the most intimate act of bonding you can have with the woman you love.

Do you fit in with society, /jp/?

Surely everybody likes you the way you are.

Can you handle being within large crowds of people, /jp/?

A good way to calm yourself is to pretend that you have a machine gun ready.

Have you found attending school difficult, /jp/?

I hope your teachers know that you're smart.

How are your parents, /jp/?

Tell me if they're happy with the child they've raised together.

Is it difficult for you to go outside, /jp/?

Tell me about what it's like to leave your room.

Are you prepared for the change in weather, /jp/?

Winter is approaching, and now shan't be an unwell time to clothe yourself in a fashionable robe.

Is your environment comfortable, /jp/?

Winter is approaching, and now shan't be an unwell time to clothe myself in a fashionable robe.

Is there anything keeping you alive, /jp/?

I think my figurines would become distressed should I suddenly go away for a while.

Are you depressive for your destiny, /jp/?

I look into my future and all I see is a long, dark highway filled with endless tollbooths and no exits.

What are you doing to make your nights not last so long, /jp/?

I go to the most desolate park in the city and play Super Nintendo games on my handheld.

What are your worst disorders, /jp/?

I have a histrionic personality type and consume cereal without milk.

Have you ever loved anybody besides yourself, /jp/?

I've done a lot for people, but nothing for my cat.

Do you depend on other people for support, /jp/?

I delivered newspaper when I was younger, but that was it.

Do you drink alone or with friends, /jp/?

I consume numerous bottles of wine when I awake, and strike the bottles unto my forehead.

Do you believe that you'll one day achieve true happiness, /jp/?

I try not to delude myself into believing such fantasies.

Are you constantly comparing yourself with other people, /jp/?

During my most depressive moments, I can't help but imagine the concurrent happiness that everybody else must be enjoying.

Do you socialize fine at school, /jp/?

It's not that I don't get along with them, it's that they don't get along with me.

Have you planned out your death, /jp/?

I want to be killed by the man I love.