/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40748835

BAE NEEDS AN ONIICHAN

>>32789445
This is the future you chose.

>>32731552

INA'S DAMP ARMPITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY IS INA THE ONLY EN THAT KNOWS HOW TO DRIFT
I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH
ITS NOT THAT HARD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32676247
Blood. She has to give a blood sacrifice everytime she uses the time machine, blood that will not come back ever. It's like it puts a cap to her maximum blood capacity by tightening her veins. The more she uses the time machine, the more anemic she gets.

>>32651400
YAB

>>32641274
JESAS

>>32602955
>"Shut the fuck up you fucking rotisserie chicken I'm so tired of your numberfagging bullshit while I work my ass off building your shitty restaurant. I treat your employees better than you, while you're the humanization of what the american government does for its population. I'll draw you some art for your graduation if you want to though!"
Highlight of the minecraft collab

>>32600143
>go fuck off and be a chicken instead
JESUS ANON YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM

>>32580723

M-Meidos...? You're still with us...?

taking a shit when listing to haachama ASMR with earbuds felt weird. and kind of a bad idea

>>32468169
Why contain it?

>>32258291
>>32258279
FUCKING TWO AT ONCE?!

>Guy names his sister's daughter Ina
>Now he has his own Inahole
LUCKY FUCKER SAVE SOME CUNNY FOR US

Alright, I did some calculations.
The odds of Ina getting that many blaze rods in only 1 hour are around 1 in 7.5 trillion. I've got a pdf ready if you're doubting me.

Kiara's collab with Ina tomorrow is an elaborate plan to get her to stop tending to EU times.
She'll be numberfagging the entire time like "Look how many viewers you have! That's so much more than usual! Maybe it's beause you're streaming a little later!?" to try and convince Ina to stream in more US friendly times.
Once Ina is convinced, Kiara will completely overtake the EU times to grab Ina's growth for herself. But unfortunately for her, Ina doesn't numberfag and has the most retarded sleep schedule that basically make EU hours the only good time for her to stream at.

>>32106952
>>32106966
The fuck are you talking about? Letting the yolk in the meat makes it fucking delicious for beef, holy shit burgers.

>>32073481
Ah yes, just like the gangbeasts EN collab or the arknights collab perhaps?

>>32050179

Be honest here.
Are you /u/schizos just shitposting? Surely you don't truly believe whatever you come up in your head based on crumbs of information from two virtual entertainers as "reality", right? This is just one elaborate 3-month long shitpost, right?

>>31940761
Fuck you now I'm manually breathing.