/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43801842
I will NOT fall for the apophis, no matter how sexy a pose she strikes!

>>40125666
>overhear apophis neighbor one night
>she's talking on the phone about how she's going to take over the world and enslave the human race to her whims
>oh no
>that's bad
>you have to stop her, but how?
>suddenly an idea strikes you
>ring her doorbell, she comes slithering up to talk
>ask her if she could pretty please make you another one of those blueberry pies that she gave you last week
>and that you'd like to stay and talk
>she excitedly agrees, since she loves baking for you
>you spend the rest of the night talk with her as she bakes
>repeat this the next day
>and the next day
>and the next
>now it's just an everyday thing
>she's always too busy baking or cooking to work on her evil conquest plans
>she can't find it in her to decline, though
>even if she has no time for evil stuff
>you have singlehandedly saved the world
>eat blueberry pie in celebration

>>38723391
>Portals open
>Apophis sisters land in an Appalachian church that practices snake handling
Sometimes things just come together perfectly