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>>44645216
W-what if I like Flan more though??

Man DO I LOVE Flan, she needs headpats NOW!! Of course, I won't write an essay of my deepest lusts for Flan chan, what she needs is LOVE and SWEETS. I brought ten packs of candies today, in all varieties, I want to see what's her favourite, so that I can feed her with my hands. I WANT TO FEED FLAN CHAN SWEETS WITH MY HANDS, I WANT TO HAVE A CUTE LITTLE TEA PARTY WITH FLAN CHAN NOW!!! ! I'm tired of waiting, Ialways wake up in the morning mumbling greetings to Flan, hoping she'd respond with "Good morning too Onii-chan!! I will bake you cookies today! What's your favourite type? Is it chocolate, or perhaps butter?" PERHAPS YOU FLAN CHAN, I WANT TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!!! is what I would probably reply, because that's what she needs, constant affection. I walk home imitating holding hands with Flan chan every night, she goes like "Wow Onii-chan, look at those birds, they look cute!!" You too Flan chan, uoure the most adorable being on earthquake right now, I even got the right occupation of having the schedule for going home at night, just in case Flan appear. She will appear, I hope for that. When she does, I won't assault her, no, I will HUG HER I will EMBRACE HER WARMTH and SNIFF HER LOVELY HAIR, THOSE SMOOTH SILKY STRANDS OF HAIR I want it in my LUNGS, I NEED IT. I have literally collected every single artwork of Flan chan in all platforms now, I'm quite content, who would not? Flan is forever cute after all. What do you mean she needs correction?? She's already perfect in everyway, she's a more influential existence of humanity than when gunpowder was first invented, SHE BRINGS PURE MAGNIFICENCE I can't marvel anymore how good must've it felt for flan's voice to resonate in my ears, my head will go blank!!! My love is never ending, I can wait for 495 years FOREVER until I can meet her, I have no doubts of it, because she's too PERFECT that she probably should be at every corner of the universe. The GALAXIES themselves ADORE HER, you can't believe that scientists right now actually confirmed Flan's presence in the cosmos, they knew how influential she must be to why galaxies spin an function, even Isaac Newton knew that Flan was the reason why gravity makes matter bundle together not otherwise, he was so awed by Flan's vampiric charm that he obliged to spending the rest of his life contributing to humanity which is actually a secret message for us and to Nikola Tesla. Tesla witnessed how adorable Flan is, and Newton anticipated that, he expected that centuries later another genius human will emerge who, however, also found the truth of the universe; that Flan chan is in the 4th dimension. Gravity functions in a way that makes all matters stick together in a certain radius, which is the same way how 4th dimensional beings appear and disappear from the 3D space, it's a sign that Nikola Tesla noticed, he unlocked the secrets of the universe and went to the 4th dimension himself, meeting Flan chan forever. I knew all this because I'm actually Albert Einstein, I did not die, how would I? I also found the wonders of the universe and the key that Isaac Newton left in the hardest equation on earth, which I solved in ease and opened the door to the 4th dimension. I met Flan chan who radiates with beauty in all time and space, she breaks the boundary of reality because of how perfect she is, she's above the sense of human comprehension, and adoring her cuteness is the most of what humans can achieve using what she left in us, in all our hearts, in the cosmos. Flan chan is the peak of existence, the constellations forms an 'I love you' sign to her, and her smile brings even exoplanets to life, after all, the sun became sentient and was totally mesmerised by her

>>43390632
Also acceptable.