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Botan:
>THEY SAY ALL GAMERS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT HOLOLIVE GAMERS YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY WHEN YOU GO 1v1 WITH ANOTHER GAMER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK, AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO EACH OF YOU EACH HAVE A 33% AT BEST BEATING ME! AND THEN YOU THROW EVERYONE INTO THE MIX? YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTICALLY GO DO-
>Lights suddenly go out
>Come back on to reveal a certain wolf girl walking down the aisle
Commentator 1:
>BY GOD IS THAT...
Commentator 2:
>IT'S MIO! IT'S REALLY MIO! SHE'S OUT OF CAPCOM JAIL AND SHE'S HERE TO KICK BOTAN'S ASS!
Commentator 1:
>I KNEW EVEN CAPCOM COULDN'T KEEP HER DOWN! THIS WAS A HUGE SURPRISE AND IT'S GOING TO BE THE SLOBBERKNOCKER OF THE CENTURY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

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