/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9981319

I personally enjoy doing this:

-buy a nice sleeping bag about 10 lbs of fish
-throw all of the fish in the sleeping bag, and keep it evenly distributed best you can. Zip up the sleeping bag and roll it up carefully. Leave it in the sun during the summer for a week or two.
-Open up sleeping bag, and dump out the fish.
-coat the entire inside with petroleum jelly-don't worry, it won't ruin the fish smell
-On a dark, hot night, attach a piece of sausage to your belly-button carefully, and then tape it to the inside of the sleeping bag securely
-climb into the sleeping bag naked and hump everywhere
-as you cum, begin sliding out of the bag, naked and sticky with jelly and fish stink
-start crying, and pretend that you're a baby a you roll out onto the floor, kicking your legs, and chew the sausage cord off
-repeat until satisfied