/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12897673
Summer was far worse to me, I'd take two Fall E4s back-to-back rather than going to spar with the carrier princess without my CAs in tow. I mean, just look at the records.

Anonymous, what you see is a short list
Of the great opportunities I missed
A catalogue of near kills at E6
Observe it, read along with me
Observe it and read along with me!

In the Ta node, I lost twenty-five times
My Shioi got to red seven times
Eight runs to yasen, nineteen to submarines
But! But to CV-hime!
But to CV-hime, a thousand and three!
Thousand-and-three! Thousand-and-three!

She hits to red in line abreast
In double line and in all the rest
She hits to red when T is crossed
When near orange, when near the boss
She ends runs in all formations
All equip setups, all placebos!

In line ahead, she likes to lead
With a bomb spree on a CLT
In first shelling, her mark's Fuso
In the second, she targets Taiho

When in green T, she hits Kaga
When in red T, she hits Hyuga
Green ships she'll first to chuuha get
But in next round, but in next round
But in next round, but in next round, but in next round
But in next round, but in next round, but in next round
But in next round, the same girl she'll target!

She will bring your hotels to red
Just to see you pay arm and leg
Her passion's to pick out and hit
Ships just above taiha limit

It matters not, whether you've got
Ring, damecon, luck or plane slot
Though you may think you may make it
All... she needs is... a single hit.

P.S. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkjzTtz-lZQ