/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>a 5th mini portal has opened up near the redcap
>she charges into the fray aaaaand it's closed and all the guys got taken instantly again
>throws away her cleaver and plops down on a stump
>rage
>exhaustion
>depression
>more portals open up but she doesn't move because what's the point
>takes off her stupid hat and hucks it off a cliff
>her hair turns white all on its own
>then grey
>becomes a permanent fixture on the stump, telling passersby cynical life advice and to get lost
>suddenly anon
>"whoa, check out this lich! she's totally kuu!"
>"h-hey can we pronebone? I've always wanted to with an undead lady"
>"I'm dead on the inside so I guess it counts. Do as you wish, sex means nothing to me anymore."
>hos and hums while her ass gets pillaged
>fills him in on the local lore while he's at it, sighing long and peevishly every time he asks her to repeat himself
>climax #5 and she's starting to get annoyed
>"Seed me a thousand times - you will never get what you're looking for, you sorry fool."
>climax #9, her butt and midsection is imprinted with hands
>climax #63, it's been four weeks, knight-adventurer anon returns to her stump often to share tale of high adventure and glittering treasures that she was able to vaguely point him towards
>the red's not back yet, but she almost smiles sometimes, and swings her rear into place when he shows the signs
>four months later
>"hey, look at this peculiar hat I found today..."