/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What is his selling point?
What is he selling? What?

>>9695437

The jews took my foreskin when I was a baby.

But Miyako, whether I do nothing or do something, it will ultimately mean the same thing when I die.

And doing nothing is my favorite hobby.

sup /jp/ ausfag here learning japanese

for those of you who learned japanese as a second language how long did it roughly take for you to be able to hold a standard conversation or understand lets say 90% of an anime etc?

>>6965833
Since everyone is posting what their dreams are like, I guess I'll go ahead.

I usually can't remember them well, and when I have lucid dreams (at least the ones where I get sleep paralysis) I think I either wake up and then fall asleep quickly, while still being conscious and then quickly semiconscious-or something along those lines...it's hard to explain.

My dreams usually involve:

>Losing my teeth
>my teeth or mouth being infected
>Damaging my teeth beyond repair
>Fighting with or attempting to kill my father
>being killed by my father
>being at school, and dealing with bullshit from former friends I don't talk to any more

I can't recall the last pleasant dream I've had.

Can we have a hikki/NEET thread please?

Anything goes, but as a topic starter:

Specifically, how NEETs obtain money. There have been great threads about disability, welfare, etc.

What have my fellow brethren done for money? Leeching is a given, so let's talk about the more interesting things.

I'm afraid I don't quite count as a hikki/NEET (Yet), just a mildly-suicidal shut in who will probably kill himself when forced to find real employment.

Any chance I could get SSI or disability?

-20 years old
-in college
-have a job, but want to quit
-have had 3 jobs including my current one
-have been diagnosed with moderate depression
(Though it's likely more severe at this point, especially with the frequent suicidal thoughts)
-am on zoloft
-have neck issues that make sitting for any length of time very painful
-takes me like an hour to take a dump

I'm too retarded to get a real degree, so I won't get a decent job likely, and I have no friends.

What is Bladr Sky?

Grab your dicks, fire at your favorite arc tripfag.

>the nutbladder ends up having more than 5 liters of semen stored in it.

>>2716646
n-no! i-im nothing close to perfect, anonymous!

Can someone help me translate this?

本家様のサイト名の最初の四文字をローマ字入力してください。

I only know it says something about Romaji Alphabet and First Four Characters.

Hey /jp/, I thought being a NEET would be great, but I'm fucking depressed all the time and have nothing to do.
Why did you lie?

>>555803