/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Naruto so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Naruto every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Naruto is love" I say; "Naruto is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Naruto
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Naruto
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my hidden leaf village."
>He grabs me with his powerful ninja hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Naruto
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Naruto
>He unleashes a powerful jutsu as he fills my butt with his chakra
>My dad walks in
>Naruto looks him straight in the eyes and says "Believe it."
>Naruto leaves through my window
>Naruto is love. Naruto is life.