/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It is saturday, isn't it

>>7441740
I would highly doubt that, I was referring to my obsession/attachment to cute things and mild fetish with nekomimi (only one i have, really)

/v/ is actually a lot easier to troll than I expected, they really are the youngest userbase

>>7338985
>>7338985
Yeah, leg lock trap would have been awesome. Something about being trapped and forced into 18 years of child support is hilariously awesome.

>>7128949
so...what you're telling me is that everything i've ever known and learned is a flat out lie?

Are you saying Chernobyl was actually the start of a worldwide nuclear war and that my own existence is nothing more than a mirage created from my subconscious mind as i lay in fetal position in the ruins of a building staring at a red sky while my skin melts off my body and I drift towards my eternal rest?

fuck...

What the hell are you talking about OP?

>>6989323
God damn this guy is loaded with cash. No wonder normals are so asshurt, they think we all live like this, and they are not far off to be honest.

Not working a day in our lives and living like kings, while normals work 8-5 every day to live in a small apartment in a shitty neighborhood, driving a old beat up car to a terrible job, just to earn money to feed a freeloading ugly cunt at home with two spawn.

/jp/ - Living the Dream

>>6883357
GREAT SCOTT!!

>>6883305
She is a trained wizard slayer. She takes a pleasing form in order to trick unsuspecting young students of magic into losing their power.

>>6880486
Anything being better than magical loli's? Looks like you are in the wrong here my friend.

>>6880466
You're the one arguing against meta thread friend, not him.

>>6880137
You seem to have a problem with not being able to take it easy. Why are you so angry, there is nothing to be upset about.

As for statement on Gensokyo, I feel an overwhelming urge to correct you. The reason you do not see any males in any of the games, is because Danmaku battles are seen as a very feminine form of battle, and no male Youkai would ever take part in something like that.

>>6879934
Fetishes are what they are because you dont have to explain shit.

>>6879902
No. The source of your image has to be the worst fanon I have ever read. Its ok to take some liberties with Touhou canon, but that jackass took it way too far. It might as well be its own series, but I'm sure the artist accepts he's terrible at writing, and stamps Touhou on it to make it sell.

>>6877540
Most cosplayers are huge sluts and attentionwhores. Its very likely one of the main reason they do it to begin with. Its a dayum shame how these people have to ruin 2D characters by associating themselves with them.

>>6879358
Speedcore made me autism.
Thanks to m1dy I can now enjoy /jp/ the way it was meant to be browsed.

>>6878886
Stage four, five and six are terrifying. She gets what she deserves.

If you have to ask how to be cool, or even care about being cool, you have failed at being cool.

>>6878378
Wow, I didnt know what the hell you were talking about until I saw the /v/ in the OP image. Just take it easy and report it friend.

>>6877523
Girls cosplay to get attention, and by dressing as a 2D character, that is the closest they will ever get to perfection. So when someone trumps them, of course they'll get angry. If you're really interested, start a Kigu thread on /cgl/ and watch how it turns out.

If you're expecting a new janitor this fast, you're being too optimistic. There were over ten thousand applications, and there are what, 20-30 mods on this site?

Now think about how lazy these guys are, they MIGHT get through three applications a day each, so on average around seventy five or so applications read a day. You'd have to wait around four to five months before they're all read and janitors are contacted.

The furthest I've ever cleared has been scraping by a 1CC of EOSD for the extra stage. That is the only extra stage I have unlocked. I get stuck on stage four on most of the titles, with stage 2 being completely unclearable for me on SA. Parsee is a cruel girl.

I always use Marisa, so I dont know if that has anything to do with it.

>>6876297
Canon Alice is the average /jp/ goer. Alone with her dolls and figures, recreational dream pill use, likely for lucid dreaming too. She's also the kind of person who always holds back, I'd like to think a lot of people on /jp/ have had the same problem in school, work, video games, or life in general, but maybe I'm just projecting.

Made it to Alice's house, my life is complete.

;_;