/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34292673
>bleed a vampire's wallet dry (no pun intended)
>give her a little peck on the cheek or a quick hug, let her cop a feel every now and then
>don't think too much of it
>you occasionally ride around in her sports car with her and go on "dates," but that's about it
>think that you can cut ties with her whenever and be done with her
>one day she catches your wrist after you take your usual wad of cash
>tells you she thinks it's time you started paying her back properly
>with interest

would your evil waifu mind if you bring snacks to her minions during a meeting? just to show some appreciation

>>32719897
But then your wife has to wait until you become an incubus before she gets pregnant.

>>29921293
>750ml
it still doesn't explain how to get that into bottles without some sort of inhumane machine

don't you hate it when vampires think that men are miserable little piles of secrets?

Which monsters are the most kinky? And I don't mean raw brutal bestial sex like a hound, I mean bondage, latex, strapons, pet play, needing a safe word, cock teasing, footjobs, etc
I think vampires probably are

>>22659877
Vampire Nee-sans!
I'm slowly running out of SFWs

>>22025836
She's gonna kiss your cock with her pussy.

>>21917790
>dhampir gf fiancee urges you not to pay visit to her mother, you convince her it's necessary if you're going to be married
>enter the grim, Gothic looking castle in the dead of the night during a full moon as it's the time she's most likely to be awake
>feel heavy pain on your neck, faint to wake up in a dark, eerie candle lit room
>see your fiancee naked, sweaty, mysterious glistening viscous liquids oozing out from her, chained to the wall, gagged and trying to call out to you
>see a slim, curvy figure elegantly making its way towards you
>a pair of sharp glowing red eyes stares at you intently
>"Ara, you flatter me by bringing me such delightful guests! It seems you've taken a liking to my daughter. I'm so happy she's found a man! But before you take a flower from my garden I believe it's only fair to show you where those petals came from, don't you think?"
>she can only watch in agony and a mix of lust and rage as her mother takes her time with you
>looks over at her once you're wrung dry of all your man juice limping over half-dead in a pool of your own blood and cum, declares to her daughter "take notes, honey, this is how you too were conceived!"
>when the night is over and the two of you are free to go, running away from the castle you can faintly hear the words almost gently tugging on your shoulder, "I'll see you soon, sweetheart~"

sorry I suck at this writing stuff

>>21851204
Actually, literally autistic. But I will give you a (you) for effort

>>21794134
Yes they do.

>>21737778
Rude.

>small group of new recruit witches of the sabbath
>too impatient to wait for the next black mass so they start a small private black mass without the baphomet's permission
>do it inside the dark ruins on top of a mountain where no one can find them
>they mess up the whole process because they have little experience with sabbath magic for how it works
>ends up resurrecting an ancient evil vampire from the dead by accident
>the vampire thanks them by restoring the ruins into a massive castle where the vampire lived in when she was alive, so they can have a black mass inside there
>apparently other monsters want to join and found being in the castle maximum comfy and live in as their new home
>ancient evil vampire's castles becomes a sanctuary for monster girls to stay
>the owner, a vampire, wants to expand her ventures to the human's cities and stuff
>be male hero
>founds out the ancient evil vampire you learned from the textbooks in church school is resurrected
>dresses up like a barbarian and carries a morning star and marches to the castle to confront the ancient evil vampire
>tfw you get royally fucked hard by Dracula after spending your god damn soul beating the grim reaper boss without any power-ups like a dummy you are

>>20838421
What about them?

>>20517457
Did somebody say blood magic?

>>20383574
Join the club.

>>20363966
Yes.

>>19838767
>Vampire gourmet biting her husband's wrist so she can drip a measured portion of his blood into the mixing bowl of her latest culinary masterpiece.

>>19408029
So she's 18 years and 11784 months old? How cute! Especially when she says something way outdated.
>hey there daddy-o! you're rocking some choice duds! but tell you what, they'd look even better on my bedroom floor, while I show you some gnarly bedroom moves.

>>19408027
Will she let me out if I knock her up with triplets? I mean that's technically twins and a bit.

>>19362480
Imagine this site as she plucks you off the street to become her servant.

Are all vampires gonna treat their future husbando like bloodbags at the start or do exceptions exist?

>>18369363
She is everything i need,nothing else

Slim vampires!

>>18309651
>reaction image
Poor form. But yes the cape is her wings.