/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>have about 20 GBP saved up
>get the rumbly wumblies for tendies
>see Ran sleeping in her futon
>rip the sheets off the slut
>TENDIES TENDIES TIME FOR TENDIES
>Anon? I'm very tired after taking care of Yukari and Chen...
>I grab the bitch's tails and start yanking
>EMPTY TUMTUM IS NO FUNFUN
>Anon, please. Let go and I'll make you your tendies.
>FUCK YEAR
>5 minutes later...
>she comes out and brings me my tendies
>rub my hands together as I begin the feast
>it tastes like shit until I realize what it is
>BITCH YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL ME?
>A-anon, it's not what you think it is! Eirin told me it's unhealthy for you to always eat that so I got the -
>Throw the plate at her head, knocking her down to the ground
>She starts weeping as I pick up one of those disgusting Aki vegan tendies
>I drop my sweatpants as I prepare to flavor it with my special sauce
>TIME FOR THE AIRPLANE RAN! YUMYUM!
>Tears run down her face as she faces the consequences like a bad shikigami
And now that whore only gets me Mokou© tendies. I'm glad Yukari gapped me here.