/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Certainly with a couple of millennia under her belt, it isn't beyond expecting that the mountain queen has learned to appreciate times of finesse and elegance.

>>7156951

The ego of the mountain queen is absolute and unchanging. When you're queen of the mountain, you do what you like and take what you want.

>>7128956

Then you are going to be writing the folklore of coming generations, because thus far it has never happened in any way that ended well.

Got to snooze. Hope to explore further some other time. Goodnight, /jp/.

Thanks for this, quite enjoyable.

>>5272829

>>4938720

As in loafing around, freeloading, getting into random fights and constantly being heavily drunk for no apparent reason?

There is nothing else an oni could ever ask for.

>>4643536
>250 pound oni without an ounce of fat on their bodies
If you think she doesn't have any fat on her then you must be looking at a different part of her than I am.

... with highly varying results.

>>2923009
The busty ones are okay, but they lack that all important tsurupettan charm.

>>2586271

Oh boy, I can see where this is going.
Before accomplishing some incredible feat of strength, she eats SPINACH! Because spinach is good for you and makes you strong!

Also, pic is something we will never see. Ever.

>>2577020

I would, but right now being too happily surprised someone else envisioned Komachi at 1,90.

>>2528462

Are you frustrated?

>>2392732

Party hard.

Massive mammary flesh thread, huh?

Oh, of course. Supernatural phenomena.

Last I checked, Yuugi was Russia and Eirin was Ireland.
Oh, how the world has changed.

incidentally, my sake NOT EVER DROPPED

And here's another picture of Yuugi just for the hell of it

200 mm frontal armour.
Liable to cause bodily harm.
Runs just fine on vodka.

... Yuugi may be Russian.

Six feet, two inches of pure Japanese pre-Heian era beef, spine made from railroad track, skull listed on riot helmet charts, blood plasma consisting of 98% Kiku Masamune, breasts secreting White Russian, 'ceps held in place by smaller 'ceps held in place by tiny little ogres and abs like a glacis plate.
Sexah.

>>1443783

I'm in your kitchen. I'm drinking your vodka. It went down real smoothly. Thanks to you I can think and speak clearly again; it's been some tough weeks with the 'thines' and 'yeas' crap, but you know how easy it is to gravitate into 1599 when your blood alcohol runs low, mmm.
If you did not know, a man can still perform even if the rest of his body is not in perfect health. In fact, the body above the armpits needs not be connected at all.
I'm in your kitchen. I've drunk your vodka. And you are so not my brother...