/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>Dragon
My client isn't bonded nor does he have sufficient funds to meet the minimal surety requirements needed to visit such a valuable hoard. This qualifies to exempt him from said offer.

>Arachne, Centaur
Due to legally protected cultural and religious concerns central to my client, exemption from having to accept charity, caffeinated beverages or gambling related activities or any configuration of the preceding elements is legally precedented.

Unfortunately, he has yet to complete total payment of my ahem newly adjusted retainer. Given his disinclination towards charity, I'll be sure to produce some legally enforceable means by which he can fulfill his obligation towards me, Officers.

I bet you predictable faggots though it was a different species. Pfft, as if anyone else usually gets more than a single PhD, if even that.

What is this face trying to convey?