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So how do you guys honor your waifu? The pic isn't my waifu, I don't have any reimu pics saved.

Nothing terribly interesting happened. Sorry to disappoint.

Sakuya was dusting, and Remilia ordered her to dust out the clock tower. Sakuya was like "no way, that tower is just way too dusty! I'm not going to dust it!" And Remilia was like "yeah you are going to dust it, or you're fired!" And Sakuya said "then how about a duel to settle this? If you win, I'll dust the clock tower. And if I win I don't have to." And Remilia accepted the terms of the duel.

Needless to say, Sakuya cleaned Remilia's clock.

Sakuya was dusting, and Remilia ordered her to dust out the clock tower. Sakuya was like "no way, that tower is just way too dusty! I'm not going to dust it!" And Remilia was like "yeah you are going to dust it, or you're fired!" And Sakuya said "then how about a duel to settle this? If you win, I'll dust the clock tower. And if I win I don't have to." And Remilia accepted the terms of the duel.

Needless to say, Sakuya cleaned Remilia's clock.

Who do you think is the worst touhou?

I think it's Sakuya. That loathsome pedophile has no honor and even less sex appeal, gave herself such a lofty title as "perfect and elegant," and probably has a big tribal tramp-stamp across her back.

Just think, when she bathes Remillia her head is probably filled only with the most lustful thoughts, which she then releaves with a trip to the bar to go home with another stranger.

>>4563121
no thx!

>>4008551
THE WORLD!

*time freezes, and Sakuya gracefully cuts off Shiki's arms and legs with surgical precision*

Who do you think is the hardest boss in a Touhou game ever?

Cool shit! I like it!

Does Sakuya have any other powers relating to time, or can she only stop time?

Which one's your favorite?

I like Sakuya, because she is a ninja maid that is so cool! And she can stop time. If you don't like Sakuya, you're out of time!

One day, Remilia asked Sakuya to dust the clock tower which hadn't been cleaned in centuries. Sakuya said that if she had to clean that thing, she'd quit. And Remilia said she couldn't quit unless she defeated her in a duel. So they fought. Well, I don't think I need to tell you what happened.

Sakuya cleaned Remilia's clock.

Ronery thread?

Let's see... Rather normal school life, I suppose, even though I was the guy everyone picked on when they had the chance. Which is why I stayed inside reading books during breaks (and classes...). High school (different from elementary) was worse, but I got through it with okay grades, and no friends - the few who spent time with me were... odd, and I didn't much like them. College was better, and I almost socialized a bit with people - I even met my first girlfriend during college, although it was at a summer camp, and she lived 500 from me, so it ended after a few weeks (the first time 'round) - I did lose my virginity to her when I was 18, though. (cont'd)

>>786044

Nanaya`s waifu?

Uh, guys? I just realized that we forgot something really, really important.

Sakuya is a moon people, too.

>>53946

And stop giving me that look. If I see that fucking face one more time, I'll cleave it off. Understand?