/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm trying to get a big chainsaw because they're important in killing devils, since it's hard to reattach a limb that's been severed with one. A devil shows up, a sever his head with a chainsaw but he manages to reattach it, he sprays gas everywhere then tries to set me alight, but a gust of wind blows and he instead incinerates himself. I cut his head off again saying "if you don't have offspring that reproduce, you don't go to Abyss" which makes him cry "no!" as I kick his head away.

In bed, I heard low voices from my bathroom which creeped me out, they were checking out my black mould? I go into another room and see a teacher in a blue dress. She holds a hand over one breast and a sukima-shaped hole appears over her nipple, then the viewpoint zooms right in on it which I thought was weird but shrugged and suckled at it. Then I saw a moving kaleidoscopic image of Keines.

I had silver hair, and with Youmu, Sakuya, Am Isuel and one other formed a Power Rangers team, with Okina as our Zordon.

In a classroom, someone mentions that the Demiurge can't die. I say he's correct, then waltz around the class repeating in song voice "I'm the Demiurge~"

Someone had collected 30 covenant items. I went into a room with him and others. They talked about stupid shit so I said "Boring! I'm the King of Touhou" which makes him laugh of course, I continue "30 covenants? I've gathered over 700 Filianore's Spear Ornaments" which gets an impressed look, but then he just goes to talk to someone else. I show someone a page from Angus's site that was supposed to be important, he goes over to Angus and prostrates before him. I say "you fucker! He's not The Death, I am!" then the guy just gets bored and wanders off.

I see Yukari and Hecatia, I try to get their attention but they ignore me, going off somewhere. I hate it so I go over to a long staircase into a basement and toss myself down. There's a spike trap that starts coming from behind me, I have to hide in a side room to let it pass, but the side room's door starts closing with spikes, I barely slip out then go into the basement. I pick up a censored giant black dildo that you're supposed to use to beat down the door to escape the basement. I go up to the door but someone already destroyed it so I fling away the dildo. Then I see Tupac with others, I say "hey, is it cool down here?" He says "aw yea, it's chill." They all have earphones but I don't, so I get jealous and leave the basement.

In a classroom a large gathering of Japanese people. I'm in the middle singing "praise Lord Satan!" repeatedly, then go to sit at desk, next to Satan who, like the proxy-proxy war from Tatami Galaxy, looked like 12 of himself stacked upon eachother. The one at the top speaks down at me, saying thanks. I say "yeah, yeah, you're cool, but not nearly as cool as..." then think about Yukari. Someone asks me a question in Japanese, I answer in what I thought was good sounding Japanese, and they seem to accept it, but then someone says "rather than hajimete shouldn't you have said ippen(or something)" then they all laugh at me. Bitter and humilated, there's one person who still says nice things about me, a really tall girl, Stack? I'm pissed off so I don't want to hear it. I insult the hell out of her, but she ignores it and keeps complimenting me, then I say "you should have never been born" which gets her to slump her shoulders while a couple of others come to pat her back.

Someone says "the Rainbow Throne is vacant" pointing up at the skies. I say "in the clouds?" they say "go past the Roman monuments until you pass the statue of Romulus." I start running with another guy following behind me. There's a Kaguya dummy lying on the ground, I pick it up and treat it like her, saying "Hime-sama!" then continuing to run while hime-carrying it. The guy behind me does the same thing with another Kaguya dummy. We're jumping over vases when I think "I always wanted to do a parody like this." There's a courthouse nearby, we go into it. There's a marriage ceremony going on, with the bride and groom facing eachother seated at mats with several mats behind them. I sit on one side and the guy following me sits on the other, then he says to the couple "ok, now fuck."

I'm in a courtyard with a smoking stick, waving it around praising Satan ,but I get bored and leave. I see Yukari running a race, I throw a red bottle at her to get her attention but she keeps running. I pick up the shattered pieces while another girl helps me, I angrily snatch the pieces back from her. She says Hecatia and Yukari would like to tell me things, but I'm "constantly fusing with countless people at once" but if I be a good boy and wait I'll be told everything one day. She then looks up some Yukari related stuff for me, there was a movie like Karate Kid where Yukari tutored one child who was facing off against another on top of a sand dune, and Kanako was driving a tired Gintoki, who I figure was me, up the dune to join her.