/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I've always kinda liked Yuka. I don't know why.

>>445887

Shit, you too?

No. I'm not a bully, either.

Remember when /jp/ good? Yesterday.

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I'm Totally Not Gensokyo Man.

No, really.

NO LAKE FOR YOU

BZZT BZZT BZZT

Your alarm wakes you up from a dreamless sleep. Well, time to get to work. The LHC is starting up today, and they need you to supervise its operation. You put on your suit and tie and head to work. The Swiss are such polite drivers.

Arriving at the control building, you greet the head scientist, Dr. Couchepin. You like to call him Douchepin behind his back. His portly mass waddles over toward you.

“Allo! Is nice to see you, Herr Anonymous! I’m Dutch, isn’t dat veird? Uguu~”

The klaxon sounds, which means an experiment is about to begin. The first test run of the new collider, and you’re on the forefront of it all. The scientist team takes their places. However, Dr. Couchepin’s shoelace is caught in an exhaust grate and he’s stuck in the test chamber! The air around you tingles as a massive electric charge builds up in the bowels of the building, chargin its lazer, ready to obliterate sum atoms. Getting caught in the blast would surely be disastrous.

Wanting to become a hero, you make a diving leap and push the overweight scientist out of the way, moments before your own body is vaporized. The blue flash is the last thing you see as your body is broken down into its constituent particles.

A sharp poking in your arm drags your consciousness out of the murky depths. Opening your eyes, you’re blinded by an obscenely bright sun. Did you get blown clear of the building?

“Are you alright?” sounds a female voice. The incessant poking in your arm continues. You look over and see the tip of an umbrella jabbing itself into your flesh. Its holder is a tall woman wearing plaid clothes (lol, it’s not the seventies anymore) and green hair.

Man, the Swiss sure are weird. Fucking Swiss.