/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i had a dream that amelia was doing youtube account review where she would log into our accounts and comment on stuff. she opened first account and saw that it was a 1 or 2+ months investigator and was like wow that's cool but the next thing that loaded was his videos and they all were like nude webcam masturbation recordings of some girl who looked like amelia's roommate, she didn't know how to react and just kept scrolling down and pretend to look for stuff to comment on, thinking that if she refused to review his account for some reason she'd have to explain to the viewers the reason and the reason was that it was really her in the videos. videos looked like they were made with an old/cheap webcam and ame was like kinda-young-but-possibly-18 in them. she had big boobs. there were like 200 videos, all with the same blueish daylight lighting coming from a window, so maybe it was a couple of recordings cut into clips. i tried to download 2 videos for personal use. the incident made the news, and somehow people tried to track the guy down using screenshots he posted in desktop thread on /g/, and each desktop was different like he was trying to cover his tracks, so people were like autistically analysing fonts etc. the earliest confirmed desktop he posted was on 10th aug 2020 (for some reason it was the day ame and her bf broke up in my dream), and i had a feeling like i had commented on his desktop there back in august. (i opened the thread and there were some funny posts made by me but nobody laughed at them). and there was a report on the news, and amelia was commenting and she was referring to him as a "/jp/ weirdo"

F E R T I L I T Y

i want to be a detective on amelia's body hur hur hur hur hur

>you will never be Ame's boyfriend
>she will never start putting on her whiny voice whenever she argues with you
>she will never constantly blame you and deny responsibility
>you will never feel yourself getting increasingly annoyed but also aroused
>you will never push her down in frustration and have loud make up sex and end up in a sweaty heap and drift away to sleep curled up in each other's arms

>>29622460
She's nothing special, she is no super talented artist, singer, player... She's just a regular girl with a very pretty voice.
And that's why she's fascinating, she looks and sounds much closer to us than other Holos. Like, it feels like I could've actually become her friend in some other occasion, while other Holos do not give me this feeling (Ina and Mori look like the ones who would be harder to become friends with unless you get deep into their hobbies).
Not my oshi, but I think that's her appeal.
Oh, also I want to rape her avatar.

Ame confirmed Bi

>>29400233
>Ame
>How maddening sexy she is

Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia!

>>28898596
Yeah, it's super cute.

Ame making you hold her during a power outage...

Cuddling with Watchama!

Cuddling with Watchama!

>>28651327
Based

CONFIRMED TO BE BUILT FOR SEX

I bet kusoge makes Ame feel cuddly

>>28305575
Make Gura stream with a wireless vibrator in that she plays with

>>28234259
>'PREPARE YOUR ARMOR' in all caps I GOT IT I'm gonna get to the castle first RELAX
>Jesus...come on! Relax!
>Guys...every time I look at chat somebody's capsing me to do something in the game. Stop!

>>27769570
I want to see if Ame wears black or pure white underwear!

NOTHING WRONG WITH COLD BURRITOS OR COLD PINEAPPLE PIZZA STOP BEING WEIRD.

>>27328987

>>27207450
Forever and always.

What's the difference between CCP chinks with a glass heart and idolfags/goslingfags with a glass heart at this point? Both groups get offended by the tiniest thing and are willing to ruin and smear a person's name over it.

Q: Hello Amelia, since you first made your debut just over two weeks ago, your bust size in fanarts has increased dramatically. Do you have anything to comment on the matter?

A: Ummmm cough well, when I watch uhhhh when I c- when I consu-, when I um path- when I see um h-hen- when I see art ummmm that I per-personally uh you know the big ollll' badonka-, the big ollll' tiddie adeebadeebabbee big big ummmm I'm not a huge fan of the you know you know ummmm the big uhhhh um uhhhh cough size eh cough uhhhh size uh L um ahhhh, I like 'em small er smaller, yeah, not to not too small, ok next question!

Sucking residue off Ame's thighs.