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>>38119705
>>38119723
Maybe they're physically capable of it, but I know I'd be very pissed off, very quickly, if I had a 11/10 sex goddess waiting at home who can go all night and thinks my cum is liquid opium, but instead I were on a deep cover mission.
That's always been the weakness of the Demon Army: they just can't get good volounteers. Long-term marital sex makes you a magical demigod in MGE land, but it also means you have much better things to be doing than fightan. The only people who do sign up for the army are femcels.
(And yes, I know there's the Elite Hero Unit who keep fighting after they're married, but that's the exception that proves the rule - they're very unusual and very valuable)

You've failed me again, Executus

YOU WOULDN'T FUCK A VOLCANO

I need heat

>>17619077
That loligo can't be more than a week old.
And the high definition camera picks up on every little detail of her budding horns. You can even see the individual water droplets of melted snow off of the papa's coat horns.
Planet Monster Girls is truly a fantastic documentary so far. I wonder if they'll cover volcanic regions in this episode.

>>17166653

I promise I won't burn anything.

Do Lava Golems come in different colors?

>>15962924
Tauric monstergirls.

Happy London morning people!

Time to stay warm with tea and lava golems

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Lava golems. What are they good for?

What happens if you call a Lava Golem a titcow?

Fat Lava Golem ass

>>15005402
While cheesy, that's something bound to happen with the lot of them.

>>14591366
Some asshole decided to drag this argument from the previous thread, where it should have died.
Anyways, Lava Golem is cute. I'd love to cuddle with her, especially with the weather here.

>>14567293
>>14567296
>sacrifice virginal Elves into volcano
>they climb out, and come back as super fast, baby hungry Lava Golems
What now?

Do Lava Golems have any possible magitek applications?

>>14322351
At least they have the advantage of looking cool.

Are magical constructs organic or bio-organic?

Or does that hinge entirely on whatever element or material that Golem is based off of.

>>13799706
I want to see a Lava Golem with Magitek based weaponry.

>>13751823
>>13751827
>>13751832
Could you mix the materials you feed your Lava Golem? I'd imagine that certain materials would give her stat boosts and special perks.
>>13751834
>Feed her marble and her skin goes a delicious milky white and she starts lactating warm milk
Oh baby.

>>13168798
Karakasa-Obake is straight up NOPE for me. Of all the monsters, she's the only one that elicits legitimate, visceral, boner-killing horror.

Lava golem is just sort of... eh. It's hard to convince my base desires that you could -survive- dicking her, let alone enjoy it. I know MAMONOMANA and everything, but she just... doesn't look comfy.

So I file them both under "getting the exact amount of attention they deserve" column

>>12968007
What does the Lava Golem have over the normal Golem?

>>12799364

Still my favorite Elemental. Mixes the shit of Ignis and Gnome together beautifully. All of them except Stretching Loli are good.

>>12768572
Lava Golems might work.