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If a dragon turns into a jabberwock what does she do with her gold?

>>14391727
Lamia hugs are nice, but where are the big meaty claws to protect your smile? The wings to envelope you in a tight hug? The strength, power, and abilities to protect your smile?

Onee-san Dragons are the ultimate in healing!

>>13755040
Just sign for the package then.

>>13271331
Don't listen to him, escapism is grand!

Pack your things and live your escapist dreams!

So, what would your ideal scenario be for meeting your waifu?

I'd love to open the door one day and find a Jabberwock deliver me a package I never ordered, and when I take it in and open it it's a love poem about how lovely she finds me and two tickets to the movie theatre tonight.

>>13211035
But dragons are. There are plenty of Dragonsluts here. I've yet to hear of a Wolfslut.

You know, you wouldn't need to worry about shit monster girls invading if you lived isolated with your waifu. What I say you should do is move out with just you and your waifu and live in solitary completely together. I mean, why would you need anyone else besides your waifu? I wouldn't, they'd just be extra baggage. Find a nice place far from society that's completely self-sufficient, and live a quiet life of just you and your waifu, for many many years to come.

You'll gain more of my respect if you decide to build an underground bunker capable of surviving nuclear fallout and decide to populate it with all the daughterus you and your waifu shall have, and create a small underground civilization of whatever species your waifu is, with you as the sole human boy, father of them all except your beloved waifu. And by being underground the furries aboveground with their cat dicks and giant mechs will never find you, and you can live a life of peace and happiness.

>>13132080
This is why I'm glad my waifu comes Chocolate on Delivery, no assembly required. Tanning is a bitch.

>>13121333
If you really don't like it, you could just ask her to let her hair hang down

I mean regardless, she's perfect and how could you not like twintails.

>>13094879
An unconverted sinner who needs to be saved, please let your Delivery Jabberwock into your houseso she can unpack and show you the wonders and love of Jabberwocks.

>"Package for Mr. Anon, 290 Lbs. of Pure Grade A Rape. Please just open the door this time, surely you must want all this rape by now, right?"

>"Package for Mr. Anon! It's not rape this time, it's... Uh... Video Games! And um... Giant Monster Movies! And nachos! Yup! 285 lbs of it! Boys like that stuff right? So just open the door so I can bring it in."

>"Package for Mr. Anon, 285 Lbs. of USDA Prime Rape."

>>12990709
>Playing Mario Party 2 with Jabberwock waifu
>Whenever you lose, Jabberwock gives you a quick apologetic smile
>Her mouths boast and shit talk you
>Whenever you win, Jabberwock smiles and congratulates you
>Mouths curse and call you literal garbage
>You get to choose a player to steal a Star from
>You can feel the Mouths glaring at you with their non-existent eyes

I'd be scared shitless.

>>12879505
Even a girl's least favorite dinosaur is still really cool and loved. That's just how Dinosaurs are Anon.

>>12879491
>>12879522
I knew she'd love the Dinosaur Love drawing! This means I can move to second base, which is asking her if she'd like to trade my Blastoise for her Charizard. It has Surf, Hydro Pump, Strength, and Cut so he's really strong. Once we do that we're pretty much married.

Anyone else like a relationship that has a healthy amount of both suffering and love?

Like, a Dragon Girl who loves her cute fragile human boy but is reckless, and ends up getting him in an accident that causes him to lose the use of his legs or something and is overcome with guilt and sadness that she inadvertently caused harm to the smile she's supposed to protect, and gain a resolve to tenderly care and refocus as she tends to her human boy, promising not to let harm come to him again as the human boy is fraught with confusing feelings of misery, resentment, and love, struggling with forgiveness, and the two of them slowly working together to have happiness return to them and eventually his smile returns when she announces she has an egg coming.

Anyone else like that kind of dynamic? Nice mix of suffering and love?

>>12826064
NO NO NO DON'T SAY SUCH MEAN THINGS

I know one day she'll whisk me away and she'll love me and we'll be bestest friends and maybe even kiss! And we'll live in a super nice home that's full of video games and candy and we'll be happily ever after together!

>>12811022
Mah nigga, I love me some Jabberwocky, favorite girl

Don't get why KC made the one in his Wonderland book lose her delicious brown skin though.

>>12790191
Do you say hello to your new neighbor; Sixth grader Jabberwock?

Can I promise to marry her to engage in /ss/? Or save myself for her until I'm legal?